Discussion: Scott Pruitt Got 'Bullet-Resistant' Seat Covers For His SUV

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But are they stain resistant as well?

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This guy is seriously wackadoodle.

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He actually thinks someone wants to shoot him in the ass?

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fears ‘friendly fire’ from his staff riding in back seat

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This dude needs to be forced to work at McDonald’s for the rest of his sorry ass life.

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I think a court might find that to be “cruel and unusual punishment” - for the other employees.

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I’m no physicist, but don’t bullet-proof seat covers only protect…you know…the seats?

“For G-d’s sake, people, think of the seats!”

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How does someone this frightened and paranoid even manage to exit his front door in the morning? Lotsa prayer first?

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This is not a well man.

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Oh yeah. Boy ain’t right. He’s grifty too, but he’s two mints in one.

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paranoia will destroy ya

somebody thinks a lot of themself

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Plush tush.

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Pruitt must think he is Nick Fury from the film Captain America: Winter Soldier.

Pretty fancy!

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And. He. Still. Has. A. Job.

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Chortle! Howl! Guffaw!

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What does he think he’ll be driving through Dealy Plaza? Or in Las Vegas like Biggie and Tupac?
Back in the 80’s there were radical environmental groups that posed a threat like Earth First who engaged in a few bombings and “monkey wrenching” but I think those groups have aged out, gotten tired or have been broken up. It’s doubtful from their agenda that today’s domestic terrorists have a interest in the EPA administrator.

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Will someone drop a tactical nuclear weapon on that asshole
He doesn’t have a fallout shelter …yet

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Maybe before he was appointed head of the EPA he upset the Oklahoma Mob?

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I do

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