“Dear Great Orange Gasbag: consider talking to your wife. Even if she no longer talks to you.”
The dyslexic Trump reads this as #bebeast.
This is it? This is what stands for opposition? C’mon Dems where are you? Not out front for sure.
Melania Trump: “Be Best!”
Donald Trump: “F_ck 'em, Look Out Only For Yourself!”
I cannot wait for Lard Ass to Tweet how Schumer never supports Israel. Yeah, that Twitter exchange will be a goddamned laugh riot.
This feeble taunt gets a TPM headline? Is this the best Schumer can do?
Trump’s only two foreign policy rationales:
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Obama was for it, so I am against it
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Dictator X gave me most money, so I am for it
How about #Dees and #Daat
Speaking of Israel, what is it up to with it bombing Iranian targets in Syria?
Bad news. Sorry, that was a reply to @dommyluc.
#BestBeSeekingLegalRep
#CohenNotBestBet
#FloodNotGiuliani’sYourMan
#TheBlueTide’sComingIn
#UseThoseLongTies
#ToAnchorYourself
#Mueller’sComingWithSomeHelp
#ThenWe’llSeeWhoCries
Snark is what Democrats do best!
The working class and the middle class are sinking but man that snark makes it all worthwhile!
Hey, don’t forget Chuck’s jello comment.
“Negotiating with this White House is like negotiating with Jell-O,” Schumer said,
And now trolling! Take it to him Chucky! Gonna bloody your fucking nose Mr. President!. So So Sad.
Democrats should let Rep Ted Liew do their talking for the party when it comes to Trump.
That’s called the snark before the storm. We’ll have to wait til after the midterms to replace our snark with supoena power.
Is this the best Schumer can do?
Drumpf’s an affront.
Really, no one outside of law enforcement should give him more than the least possible time.
I like the idea that Donald stories should be reference by a box of one sentence descriptors, followed by IP addresses linking to simple stories, somewhere among the inside pages of all of the professional news services.
The sooner he disappears, the sooner the national psyche can start to heal.
Edited for sense.
Absolutely brilliant
Schumer would do well to hire @irasdad to write his tweets.
Yeah, I remember all those people suffering the consequences of starting an illegal, ruinous, unnecessary war in Iraq. Oh no, that was a dream, that actually never happened.
Remember how Dems made Wall St pay for the widespread fraud in mortgage back securities that almost brought the economy down. No, wait…that was also a dream or a movie I saw once. I guess that never happened either…
What the hell are you talking about?
Exactly. And, this article says Schumer called the deal flawed. Isn’t that just a rightwing talking point? WTF? It’s unconsiounable for the Senate Minority Leader to parrot rightwing propaganda.
I don’t know, man. What are you talking about?