It’s a good thing that the WH has finally hired a communications pro to run things.
What did I tell you?! He fits in perfectly with the Dump White House!
Mooch leaks like two-week-old Depends … and smells about as nice.
Trump hires only the best people
Guess Scaramucci needs to fire himself
Crazy has a new face, but the same old home.
I had catastrophically low expectations of this man, but he’s quite outdoing himself!
Donald sends only the best.
He may be offended by his own actions as a Catholic, but he and tramp are offensive to human beings.
They don’t discriminate in terms of who they offend. I give the Mooch two months tops.
It’s probably more dignified than the way Scaramucci will eventually get fired, which will consist of a title card dropped onto the screen that reads “Note: Moochie died on the way back to his home planet.”
“Let’s say I’m firing Michael Short today. The fact that you guys know about it before he does really upsets me as a human being as a Roman Catholic.”
But propagandizing for a serial abuser of women and a man who would throw the poor to the curb and a man who would despoil the earth is just peachy.
O rail away, Mooch. I’m sure that will make all the difference.
"…The fact that you guys know about it before he does really upsets me as a human being as a Roman Catholic.”
Anthony Scaramonkii
Wasn’t The Godfather also a devout Roman Catholic? 
One, President Trump needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever President Trump’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking “Where’s President Trump”? Three–
OK, so this guy makes that scene in Blazing Saddles look reasonable. “As a Roman Catholic”? As a Roman Catholic, he should be worrying about his immortal soul with every minute he keeps working for a man who holds the pope’s words in contempt.
The problem is that once reporters start even beginning to treat his words with a straight face, he’s sucked them in.
L’il 'Smoochie doesn’t seem to know where his mouth has been.
He truly is a Mini Me Trump, well fertilized from the fountain of BS that is Donnie Two Scoops. It will be very enjoyable watching him try to weasel and leak his way off the Trumptanic when it really starts to sink.
“Let’s say I’m firing Michael Short today. The fact that you guys know about it before he does really upsets me as a human being as a Roman Catholic.”
This line would have been cut from a Marx Brothers movie as too unbelievable.
OTOH, maybe Scaramucci is just playing a role as a plant. He’s been a reliable Democrat before, so maybe it’s all for the LOLs.
“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.
“You must be,” said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
I thought the White House was chaotic enough. But that was my mistake. Apparently, we haven’t seen anything yet.
In normal times, I would say that sounds like tin foil hat.
NOW, - that seems quite logical.
The Mooch has just confirmed that he IS going to do what he said, to a media outlet, he was going to do, and still has the galling stupidity to say that he has to find a way to stop the leaks.
THIS is the current Comms Director.
Jesus H. Christ on a pogostick this is beyond nuts.