Discussion: Scaramucci Is Adamant: Michael Cohen Will Not Turn On Trump

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“If I had to flip a coin, I would say adamantly that it will come up heads.”

Makes sense.

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Oh, Mooch, it’s not a coin that will be flipping.

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Cohen is enough of a mafioso to know what happens to rats and turncoats.

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If the Mooch said it, we know it’s 100% truthy!

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Yes, he’d rather “jump out a window.” More likely, he’d be thrown out one. It may not matter depending on the recordings he is reported to have.

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While it’s fine for Scaramucci to be adamant about this, he should keep in mind that Aquaman’s trident is made of adamantium and can pierce even Superman’s flesh.

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If they get him on state charges, he will probably flip. If it is all federal charges, then he knows that all he has to do is wait till after the 2020 election to get his pardon.

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“If you said to me and I had to flip a coin is he going to turn on President Trump or turn on other people? I would say adamantly no,” Scaramucci said.

"He’ll never get the chance, " he continued, toying with a short length of thin cable between his clenched fists.

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Fine, Cohen refuses to offer up anything worthwhile justifying the prosecution and court granting a degree of leniency. He can rot in jail. On the New York charges.

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This is coming from a guy who lost millions of dollars, missed the birth of his child, and destroyed his marriage sucking up to PP for a job he only managed to keep for 10 days.

ETA: One of the former US Attorney talking heads on MSNBC noted that when people start talking about protecting their family, how something is affecting their loved ones, it’s usually a tell that they’re about to cut a deal. Cohen has been whining about his family since day one.

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Seriously, prosecutors shouldn’t even offer Cohen the chance to flip. Just tell him that he’s going straight to Federal Pound Me In the Ass Prison…

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Indeed, why have a witness testify when he already has, and at a time when he had no incentives to do so.

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The main ingredient in “loyalty.”

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Shorter Mooch: THere is boat load of shit that can put Trump in slammer.

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When is somebody going to tell the 10day wonder his 15 minutes is up?

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If I had to flip a coin I’d say Mooch doesn’t know what “adamant” means.

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O well I’m convinced.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Why would he have to wait?

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I think it’s kind of silly to click through just to register indifference but honestly there’s not a subject on earth or anywhere else in the universe that I’d be interested in Anthony Scaramucci’s opinion about. The dogs may bark, but the caravan passes on, ya mutt ya.

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