“I still feel that, in time, all of this will come out, and everything will be exposed," Bentley said. He added; ‘Until then, my thin little lips are sealed. Welp, back to screwing my subordinates!’
Bye bye Guv.
Oh for Christ sakes…I don’t WANT him to resign. I want him to stand RIGHT THERE as a shining example of GOP hypocrisy that I can cite over and over and over and over and over and over and over whenever I hear that Family Values horseshit.
So, resignation letter delivered Friday at 7 pm, then?
I don’t think the “It keeps getting harder” argument is a winner in this case:
Scandal has increased blood-flow, if you know what I mean…
perhaps “exposed” was not quite the word he wanted to use.
I don’t want him to resign. I want the impeachment process to be dragged out all summer.
“I have no intentions of resigning!”…
/cue camera spins/
/cue pages fly off calendar/
/cue hands on clock doing fast spin/
/cue “I have decided that these allegations, baseless as they are, have become a distraction to the governance of the great state of Alabama, and therefore I have decided to devote myself full-time to my wife and family.”
/cue close-up of wife’s grim smile.
Let us not forget: Alabama is the state that is introducing a required course into its teacher licensing program focused on how to avoid having sex with your students.
Of course not! He’s a republi-con!
I wonder when he’ll start hiking the Chief Ladiga Trail?