Discussion: Satanists Seek Religious Exemption From Anti-Abortion Laws Post-Hobby Lobby

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Nonsense. I personally have closely held women on numerous occasions. :wink:

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Scalia’s secret plan all along…

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I thought it said “Santa-ists.”

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That would be most children, from the age of two to twelve.

Probably largest religious bloc in the nation.

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We need a new constitutional amendment: The right to believe in science. “The government shall create no law that will impinge on the freedoms of science and its pursuit for the betterment of mankind.”

Then thinking people would have the same rights as religious zealots.

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What makes them a mythology? They’re Satanists for christs sake. If it wasn’t for your religous mythologies they wouldn’t exist!

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I wonder if a successful court challenge will feature the words in brief, argument or commentary that either the devil made me do it or that the devil is in the details.

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Where are the Agnostic and Atheist groups? At least the Church of the FSM, Ramen.

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Hey, the more, the merrier…

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If Anton LaVey believed in an afterlife, he’d be laughing right now.

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Great message, unusual messenger…

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Gotta love the Satanists; first they wanted to put a statute of Satan in an Oklahoma court house, now this. What a devilish sense of humor they have.

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Mine? I don’t have one.

I’m pretty sure it was a clever choice because the hardcore fundies (the ones doing their best to drive this country into the shitter as hard and fast as possible) can’t claim that Satan doesn’t exist, and therefore isn’t a “real” religion.

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Who knew that Satanists were so good at snark?

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Tit for tat, you hypocritical Hobby Lobby motherfuckers.

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Now let us litigate the qualifications of a religious belief system. The supreme court is about to give us legal definition and tests for the nature of ‘divinity’ and the meaning of ‘faith’.

Oh dear. I would say to the voters–“if ye had faith you could move the mountainous rear ends that currently sit on the highest bench in the land.”

Never go full retard. Never vote Republican. It’s the rule.

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And the ball is knocked out of the park in one.

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So sad that Flip Wilson isn’t around any longer to present the oral arguments.

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Exactly, Paul. After all, our Founding Fathers weren’t entirely sure that women were people. Of course, corporations didn’t exactly exist then in the form they do now, either.

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Hey RepubliKKKlan Contards and Baggertrash! Looks like that 1st Amendment is a two-edged sword, huh?

bwwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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