Discussion: Satanic Temple To Change Monument Plans After Okla. Ten Commandments Ruling

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I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but thanks Satanists for all your help.

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We also need statues of Santa, Alice and any angel would be nice.

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Satanists: more reasonable than OK legislators. I always figured…

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So instead of 10 Commandments, do they have, like “13 Suggestions”?

And if you tell a Satanist to go to hell, do they thank you?

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I’m a Pastafarian myself…all hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Noodly Appendage.

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The devil works in mysterious ways!

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Something like that:

Nine ‘Statements’, Eleven ‘Rules of Earth’, and Nine ‘Sins’.

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Oklahoma’s loss, but it is great that the Satanists have the statue in hand now. Legislators and local governments creating an opening for religious displays will know that baphomet is ready and eager to be the first display installed in the public space.

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If you agree with what they’re doing–trying to keep church and state separate–donate!

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You can threaten thise dorks with lawsuits. court obstacles, the whole nine yards and they don’t care.

But the SECOND the Satanists announce they are coming in, they rear like a horse that saw the flash from a discarded gum wrapper

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R’amen!

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One of Charlie’s?

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“And I want to thank Satan- YO SATAN!”

I’m so disappointed. I wanted to see that statue go up!

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A Trinity a la God: the father, the son and holy shi…I mean ghost.

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Satanists are sooo’ much fun! They are going Baals out to counter these frackin’ religious fundies and rightie zelots.

As a Pagan, my sincerely held religious belief entitles me to access to some hungry lions and a few fundamentalist Members of Congress and assorted Rightie legislators…Praise Jupiter!
lmao

Hey Fundies! The devil is in the details! (Oh…they just write themselves.)

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Less evil, too.

If Baphomet is ready to ride, there could be a few taxpayer-funded Nativity scenes this winter where the celebrants will be looking around nervously.

God bless those Satanists .

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^^^^^ "Irony Alert!" ^^^^^

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