Discussion for article #238034
I never thought Iâd hear myself say this, but thanks Satanists for all your help.
We also need statues of Santa, Alice and any angel would be nice.
Satanists: more reasonable than OK legislators. I always figuredâŚ
So instead of 10 Commandments, do they have, like â13 Suggestionsâ?
And if you tell a Satanist to go to hell, do they thank you?
Iâm a Pastafarian myselfâŚall hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Noodly Appendage.
The devil works in mysterious ways!
Something like that:
Nine âStatementsâ, Eleven âRules of Earthâ, and Nine âSinsâ.
Oklahomaâs loss, but it is great that the Satanists have the statue in hand now. Legislators and local governments creating an opening for religious displays will know that baphomet is ready and eager to be the first display installed in the public space.
If you agree with what theyâre doingâtrying to keep church and state separateâdonate!
You can threaten thise dorks with lawsuits. court obstacles, the whole nine yards and they donât care.
But the SECOND the Satanists announce they are coming in, they rear like a horse that saw the flash from a discarded gum wrapper
Râamen!
One of Charlieâs?
âAnd I want to thank Satan- YO SATAN!â
Iâm so disappointed. I wanted to see that statue go up!
A Trinity a la God: the father, the son and holy shiâŚI mean ghost.
Satanists are soooâ much fun! They are going Baals out to counter these frackinâ religious fundies and rightie zelots.
As a Pagan, my sincerely held religious belief entitles me to access to some hungry lions and a few fundamentalist Members of Congress and assorted Rightie legislatorsâŚPraise Jupiter!
lmao
Hey Fundies! The devil is in the details! (OhâŚthey just write themselves.)
Less evil, too.
If Baphomet is ready to ride, there could be a few taxpayer-funded Nativity scenes this winter where the celebrants will be looking around nervously.
God bless those Satanists .
^^^^^ "Irony Alert!" ^^^^^