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Barstool Palin, on the advice of her mother, will name her second bastard child Fall. Then the kids can be known as Tripp and Fall.
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Sarah… we hardly knew ye… thanks for the memories 
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“Farewell”, more correctly Good Riddance…
Finding out Bristol was preggars yesterday was the powdered sugar on the syrup atop the icing on the cake for me.
Yesterday was completely AWESOME, a one day in a million!
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I guess she won’t be giving any more sex education lectures based on the abstinence only method.
Hypocrites all.
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An evergreen, even in the media afterlife.
…and now we get the news that Bristol Palin (SINGLE MOM - Bristol Palin) is pregnant, YET AGAIN!
Nice parenting skills there Caribou Barbie.
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Palin was supposed to marry U.S. Marine veteran Dakota Meyer last month, but they broke up days before they were slated to say their “I dos.” She did not say if Meyer was the father of her unborn child.
To paraphrase Palin Snr: “How is this abstinensining doing ?”
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Those glasses make her look as intelligent as Rick Perry.
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“I haven’t read the article,” Palin said. Unusual for such a voracious appetite for the printed word.
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Heard about the “happy” event last night just before bed. Barstool said her family was happy/unhappy at the same time. Come to think of it word salad should extend into emotion salad in that group.
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Farewell?? – Yea, right-- Sarah will not be able to stay out of the spotlight-- She is going to continue to pop up in the most unwanted places-- Too much lipstick left-- I wish I could just say “Buhhhh Bye” – But I’m afraid there will be many more “Oh No’s”–
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Hahaha, great job with the feature photo, TPM!!!
Also, Bristol, pregnant again?? I hope she will be able to raise her children in a stable household, but i’m not confident about that. Prayers for the children.
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With the latest Bristol Bastard Bun in the oven, guess the daughter won’t be replacing Mama Grizzly to discuss Republican Family Values, huh?
Bristol Palin:[ “Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one,”
Palin wrote. “At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God
by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is
put in front of me with dignity and grace.”]
Oh gawwd’…must not say it! Such a target rich environment! …Hot dayuum’____I couldn’t top her statement if I tried; the jokes just write themselves.
rotflmao
Alaska…HEH! Guess fishing and the former governor’s daughters are the only things to do!
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OK, so can this be the last article on Sarah that we ever see on TPM?
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Must be Friday–Palin is on the front page of TPM.
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Not as long as her spawn keeps getting knocked up.
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I was thinking the same thing when I saw her ugly puss front and center . Seriously TPM her clickbait days are over. She has convinced the entire world + dog of her stupidity
Poor Sarah…She’s never gonna have a son in law!
ManO’Man…That Levi Johnston and (latest near victim) Dakota Meyers sure dodged bullets, huh? Congrats lil’ buckaroos!
Teacher: “Bristol! I want you to write a short story that has elements of excitement, religion, royalty, sex and mystery in it. Can you do that?”
Bristol (Next Day): [Here’s my story. (reads aloud): “OH MY GOD! I’m pregnant,” said the prom queen. “Who did it?’” ___(sits down.)
Palin Family Motto: Abstinence Makes the Loins Grow Hotter!
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/0/4/7/7/6/3/4/Bristol-Palin-76847275108.png
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