Tithes and offerings with a little cut for me and secret recipients.
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Wonât this cut deeply into the Vatican profit margin?
Hiding pedophile priests doesnât come cheaply.
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He is after all the chosen one.
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Sounds as if it must be a scam if it involves this Chell guy. Offshore investments? Tax havens? Vatican Bank? Think what the writer Dan Brown could do with this.
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Cryptodenarii?
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that seems to fuse grift and faith in one.
Organized Religion IS âGriftâ of the highest order.
Example: âGive me your money and I will pray for you.â
If thatâs not a Grift, I donât know what isâŚ
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Gee, if I get hijacked by ransomware, can I use Cathio instead of Bitcoin to pay off my extortionist and sanctify my PC?!
GeeâŚsus.
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BingoâŚand guess whoâs going to have a âbusiness solutionâ for THAT. The churches canât just sit on donations as if theyâre just investments, like most people do with cryptocurrencyâŚand they certainly canât try to play them off one another, trying to âbuy low, sell highâ for short-term gains. The whole point is that they need donations so they have operating funds. Theyâll HAVE to exchange these this Cathio nonsense for real money, and this Chell motherfucker will probably have another business ready to go for buying them up for pennies on the dollar in order to somehow make money off the backside of the transaction too. Iâm no financial shenanigans wizard, but I have a hard time believing thereâs no âtrickâ to this in which Chell and the rest manage to get rich off the churches too, not just the religiots donating to them through the platform. I mean, this essentially puts the churches in a situation in which they are captive to this nonsense imaginary currency and those willing to buy it from them. How could that NOT be on purpose and meant to create a situation they can take advantage of for their own personal benefit?
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No. Yaweh and Lucifer were busy elsewhere according to this idiot.
Religious Right activist and author Mary Colbert was a guest on âThe Jim Bakker Showâ today, where she asserted that Satan is using the issue of climate change to distract humanity from the fact that the End Times are rapidly approaching.
Colbert, who along with her husband, Don, was listed by Donald Trumpâs 2016 presidential campaign site as being among the âChristian leadersâ supporting his campaign, said that extreme weather and natural disasters have nothing to do with climate change but are rather the result of sin.
Every time a couple engages in oral sex, an atmospheric river is formed.
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This is great! Militant anti-choicers will get fleeced of their money, the Catholic church will also be denied money (since the money will never get to them) and the whole anti-choice movement will have even more stench around it. Kind of win/win/win.
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An imaginary sky daddy and an imaginary âcurrencyâ. Sounds like a match made in heaven for the Christian Taliban grift machine!
Also, shouldnât Michelle Bachmann have a role in this somewhere?
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Itâs the Republican way.
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So much fucking guano.
Ainât no coincidence that magic-thinking imbeciles like her make a complete and utter mish-mash of the English language while spewing their christo-fascist twaddle and do it in very similar fashion to the way Princess Orangina does. It deserves its own category in DSM-IV as a form of aphasia.
ETA: I think my favorite part was âtornayduhsââŚ
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The US RC church is unrecognisable to anyone in Europe. Itâs like if they werenât more bitter, louder, and meaner then the Prods wouldnât let them function at all.
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and all provided for the low low low 2% feeâŚ
Damn - why didnât I think of that.
All GOOD Republicans and all GOOD Christians need to sell all of their assets and invest in this RIGHT NOW. Donât hold back 'cause Jesus is watching.
I could have been a billionaire.
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BREAKING: Franklin Graham Denounces âCathoâ; Condemns Discrimination Against Protestant Grifters."
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It ainât too late yet.
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BREAKING: Franklin Graham receives equity position in Cathio, says itâs What Jesus Would Do.
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