Was this “minion” about 2 feet tall, tylenol-shaped, yellow, speak in a weird jibberish language, and have a penchant for slapstick comedy?
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He’s delusional. Google ‘Santorum’ and you’ll find the definition of ‘delusional’. Oh, wait, you’ll find something else,…but you should find the definition of delusional…
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Bang? Santorum?
The jokes write themselves.
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Right. I’m sure that’s exactly what happened.
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Sure he is deluded or lying, but that is what he needs to do to sell more copies of that book he held up.
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Plus he lied to himself.
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Yep, he left himself wide open for that one.
Family comes first, so that’s why I ran for president in 2012.
God I hate this guy. He is simply one of the most contemptible people in politics. Right up there with Newt. Just a disgusting individual. Whiny, too – the whole package. GO AWAY.
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good grief… i hope he’s not responding to emails from nigeria…
Oh man, this is awesome. Assuming this is true and actually happened, he BELIEVES it? That’s just epic. Pretty sure all of us recognize this for what it would have actually been - Obama’s campaign team going “oh no, don’t run Rick, please don’t, you might win!” while crossing their fingers hoping he’d actually run.
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The icing on the cake would be for the “minion[s?]” in question to tell their side of the story (assuming they truly exist).
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Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
Romney’s team showed him a poll from Pennsylvania that found Santorum down by four points among voters who went to the polls during the workday, but up by 21 points after 5 p.m.
Democratic response to stats like this : we need to work harder to win over the people who vote after 5pm.
Republican response to stats like this : we need to work harder to prevent people from voting after 5pm.
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Senator “No Sex For Pleasure” was in the 2012 race for about 10 months. He won in Iowa, which has a horribly broken system predictive of very little, and worth even less. He also won in three deep South states, also not indicative of sanity or anything else among national voters. Now it appears he is also quite ill, suffering from delusions. Good thing Senator “Prenatal Care Encourages Abortions” dropped out of the race after losing a bunch of times in primaries with normal demographic mixes.
Funny, Sarah Palin reported other Obama minions saying the same thing.
What is really amusing about that, is the people that would buy his book aren’t the same folks who could read it. It’ll be on the remaindered table at the Dollar Store next to Sarah Palins, and sit there for weeks until someone realizes that it has more value in the recyclable paper.
“When working people go to the polls,” host Joe Scarborough pointed out.
“This is it. And that’s what the other side is scared to death of,” Santorum said."
Let’s talk about this bit of hilarity…If Democrats were so dang scared of working people going to the polls, why is that Democrats want to keep voting booths open longer and on the weekends? Why are the Republicans fighting so hard to make it harder for working people to vote?
Finally, where was that so called liberal, bubble-headed fool when this exchange took place? Was she hiding under the table or lecturing chubby women about their eating habits while humble-bragging that she’s accepted her body as a size 4?
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Ha ha good one Rick.
I have no doubts that Santorum will run again in 2016, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he does even better the next time around.
And you can beat Hillary, I know you can. Please run again.
Sincerely,
Hillary minion #12,034,456
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