Discussion: Santorum: Obama's 'Minions' Privately Told Me They Thought I Could Beat Him (VIDEO)

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Uh, I think the ā€˜minionā€™ was actually thinking ā€œyes, yes YES, please please please run Rickā€¦ we would actually be able to win without campaigning at allā€.

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He should be a regular on that show, heā€™s perfect for it. One lie after another, punctuated by cluelessness.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thatā€™s some quality trolling. Well done, unnamed ā€œminion,ā€ well done!

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ā€œAnd the consensus was, ā€˜We didnā€™t want you, because of this,ā€™ā€ Santorum added, holding up his book."

LLLMAO Nice work, Obama minions. Thatā€™s some seriously heavy-duty trolling. Trying not to break character had to be like Bill Hader playing Stephon

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Maybe Dan Savage can add a second definition to Santorum; a state of utter delusion.

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*When working people go to the polls," host Joe Scarborough pointed out.

ā€œThis is it. And thatā€™s what the other side is scared to death of,ā€ Santorum said.*

Which other side would that be?

Talk about living in fantasy landā€¦

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Santorumā€™s sarcasm detection device needs to be rebooted.

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Man, heā€™s gullible. Both sides lied to him.

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This is a list of the states that he would have won that Romney lost:
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Exactly. He wouldnā€™t even have won PA.

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That was a painfully obvious book plug.

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And here I thought he was on the record as being against taking copious amounts of recreational drugs to deaden the grasp of reality. Silly meā€¦have to go back and check the record.

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This is without a doubt the single most delusional statement Santorum has ever made. Obamaā€™s people would have been delighted to run against Santorum. Or Gingrich. Or Romney. The one and only person in the Republican field who truly did scare the Obama team in 2012 was Jon Huntsman. Predictably, Repubs wouldnā€™t give Huntsman the time of day.

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ā€œWhy didnā€™t you go out and bang me a little a bit?ā€, said the Santorum.

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That was a quiz. Ricky flunked, again.

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My 13 year old boy sense of humor giggled at the thought of Santorum and a book plug.

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Rick and Sarah. Gifts that keep on giving.

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Seriously. Did that exchange of words actually happen non-ironically?
FFS

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Good boyā€¦ :smiley_cat:

This ā€˜bookā€™ will be in the $0.99 bin at Tuesday Morning in a week and a half.

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