The curse of being involved with clickbait, when you are trying to pretend to be serious.
LOL! Where has this spokesperson been? All things connected to Trump are like catnip for horse-race obsessed political stenographers.
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âWe built it!â now you own it!
PLEASE STOP ASKING ME about that ELEPHANT in the room!
Pleads With Reporters To Stop Asking About Trump
Why should they?
He is the leader of your party and who you are going to try to make POTUS.
Whatâs this? The House taking action? Bring me my smelling salts!
âWhile itâs a busy week on the political front, it also happens to be an important week on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives.â
âWeâve scheduled twenty more votes to repeal Obamacare.â
âPlus a resolution to commemorate National Rutabaga Day.â
âAnd donât forget the pending vote to name a National Bacterium.â
Um, âAshLeeâ? Itâs currently a presidential year. And the standard bearer for your political party is an unhinged sociopath. Sooooooo, - get used to it. Youâre job as Spokeswoman is to deal with things like this.
So deal with it already.
âcurrently trying to figure out whether to wait on Thursday, wait on a full moon, wait on a penguins win, ot do I just wait for the press corps âmercy ruleâ to continueâ
Unless the âopioid billâ includes diverting about half the DEAâs budget to fund treatment programs, who cares?
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Good luck with thatâŚ
TPM:
Ryan Spox Pleads With Reporters To Stop Asking About Trump
Way to show party pride there, GOPâers. Please donât ask us about our presumptive Presidential nominee. Pretty please?
Republicans are acting like they got drunk at a frat party, got naked, masturbated all over the beer keg, and now theyâre trying to get everybody to ignore the video of it someone posted on YouTube.
⌠this important and thoughtful action the House is about to takeâŚ
Wait⌠What? The House is doing something?
PLEASE STOP ASKING ME about that ELEPHANT SHITTING in the room!
TFIFY
Please donât ask us why the Speaker of the House will not endorse his partyâs candidate for President of the United States.
Come on. Itâs not like heâs the titular head of the nominating conventioâŚwhat, he is? Well heck. Maybe someone else can do that.
Is this really an appropriate time in our nationâs history to deprive everyone of their opioids?
âGee, the GOP nominee isnât important, I amâ, says Ryan.
Huh?