Discussion: Ryan Sidesteps Boehner's 'Lucifer' Jab At Cruz: I Still Want To Be Friends (VIDEO)

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“Look, my job is to help unify our party, is to take all pieces of the conservative movement in the Republican Party and help stitch them together, especially after a primary,” Ryan said. “I have a very good relationship with both of these men and I’m going to keep it that way.”

sounds like the sorta statement one of Lucifer’s minions would make… :smiling_imp:

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The GOP is fractured and I hope like hell it gets worse.

Fuck them.

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We can’t play this game anymore, but
Can we still be friends?
Things just can’t go on like before, but
Can we still be friends?

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Look, the only persuasive tactic I’m capable of using is to say ‘look’ at the top of every sentence. Look, my abs are firm if my resolve isn’t…

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“Look, my job is to help unify our party, to take all pieces of the conservative movement in the
Republican Party and help stitch them together; even the ones off Count Dracula’s cape.”

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Ryan is such a company man

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Ryan knows damn well and good that Carnival is the de facto leader of the House “Freedom Caucus” and he doesn’t want him riling up the monsters anymore than they already are.

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They are starting to get the hang of it —

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That is so perfect! (especially the line that begins "I’d kinda like to be the President . . . ")

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Lyin’ Ryan’s Rodney King moment: