Doesnât Ryan know that if he attacked all of the tea party memberâs ethnicity âŚ
He could get his budget done ? ? â
âWelcome to Cleveland, ladies and gentlemen. Itâs good to have you all at the 2016 Republican National Convention! It has been a thrilling and hard-fought campaign and it is time to get down to businessâŚand to talk about our great future as Americans we have some exciting presentationsâŚBut FIRST, it is my honour and privilege to present to you our next speaker. Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the next President of the United States, Donald J. TRUMP!!!â
âImma do some more reps now, brah.â
But you could never accuse Ryan of being one of those fucking Mexicans. His family originated from the country of Jackoffistan.
Ryan said, however, that he still plans to support Trump because âit is clear to me that we have somebody who is a willing partner in advancingâ his agenda.
âI know for darn sure that Hillary Clinton is going to go in the opposite direction on every one of these things,â Ryan said.
And advancing your partisan agenda is so supremely, over-archingly important, that youâre willing to see the nation descend into fascism and constitutional crisis rather than see it delayed.
Fine. Randian shitweasel just popped the last headshot into the shambling, zombified corpse of the Republican Party.
Ryan = Party before country
âDonât I look cool in my backwards baseball cap? And I read âAtlas Shruggedâ, too - both the first and the last pages!â
Ryan TranslationâŚWe( the GOP) are willing to subject the country to a mentally ill PresidentâŚ
âThe comment about the judge the other day just was out of left field from my mind. Itâs reasoning I donât relate to.â
How many lies can you unpack from that sentence alone? Weâve gone from âI was just following ordersâ to âI had no idea!â
Give it up, Pauly. Itâs over. That chick done sung. You may continue on as Speaker for another few years, maybe, but then itâs over. Youâll never be governor of WI, youâll never be a senator, and youâll probably lose your seat once you lose your speakership. You made the mistake of kissing the Trump ring (hint: that wasnât a thing) and youâll be carrying that stench for the duration of your career. Theyâll be no walk backsies. Enjoy!
Hey Ryan, this is Drumpfâs pivot to being more presidential for the general election. Enjoy the ride.
âRyan said, however, that he still plans to support Trump.â
Shorter Eddie Haskell:
âI call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these racist attacks.â
âNow watch this drive.â
Fraud.
Pretty much.
Ryan: Hey, guys, Iâm not too keen on the racism, but I donât really mind it so much if it gets me what I want.
Please explain this to minority voters and then tell us how white privilege doesnât exist. Run along, Iâll wait.
âŚbut I still endorse and will vote for him and cheer him on at the convention.
asshat.
This is unacceptable! Awful!
Eh, never mind, Trumpsâs not a liberal or a Democrat, so itâs okay.
This takes IOKIYAR to another level.
âI completely disagree with the thinking behind that and so he clearly says and does things I donât agree with.â
But I endorsed him anyway. I mean, what the hell, Iâm a Republican and we totally believe in hypocrisy; itâs our guiding principle!
One thing Ryan and Trump agree on: voting for a presidential candidate because you approve of their proposals and conduct while campaigning is for poorly-educated chumps.
There no erasers in history texts.