Time for a strait jacket.
The faux boy scout is off his rocker.
Every time he adjusts the hoozits, the whachamacallit falls out of alignment.
Oh, that means theyâve gotten out the cudgels and whips.
Tuning up the dissenters. Finely.
We have a âCONsensusâ on what this bill is â Wealth-care.
âItâs not coming up this afternoon, itâs going through the legislative process,â he said. âThat legislative process has not been finalized. So thatâs kind of a â no offense, kind of a goofy question or faulty premise because this goes through four committees.â
Free clue, Speaker Ryan, just because you donât like the answer to the question doesnât make it âgoofy.â It cuts right to the heart of the matter. If the bill is so good, which youâve repeatedly asserted, why canât you equally confidently assert that it will pass the House, a body you lead?
I think Trump is going to throw him under the bus again.
Thatâs all my 66 Fairlane on block with a thrown rod needs, a little tweak and fine tuning.
Ryan to Senate: Please save my butt. Iâm dying here.
Ryan: we have a consensus
Q: Do you have the votes?
Ryan: Thereâs a processâŚ
Ryan hedged that Republican members of Congress were âfine-tuning our consensus" on the bill.
âA little adjustment to the rabbit ears, and the picture on the olâ Magnavox will look just swell!â
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Have you ever seen a meth addict strip wire for copper for the recycling money to get more meth? They have this chemical Zen going onâa mindful OCD uni-tasking. Until the psychosis rocks in.
Ryan is just ripping away at this thing, isnât he? Tireless in his pursuit of clean, untraceable copper strands.
The turtle is munching away on popcorn just like the rest of us.
@austin_dave As others have pointed out, Democrats have learned to accept half a loaf. These Freedom Caucus/alt-right/weirdo freaks wonât settle for anything short of a ten-tier wedding cake, and that gives me some comfort.
@sophie_brown Not to worry! Dr. Carson will fix him up good as new. Well, there might be a few extra holes, but heâll be just as dumb as he is now.
Does anyone else have that itchy feeling about the certain failure of this bill that they had watching the returns on election night? Like, of course it canât passâŚuh-ohâŚ
Paul Ryan couldnât wipe his own ass if you spotted him an overhead mirror and a case of Charmin.
Fine tuning means they have found more ways to screw the needy,
Eddie Munster, your fellow congressweasels are bailing faster than Russian hotel maids cleaning up after a DonnieHooker pee-fest.
Fine tuningâŚrightâŚtheyâre trying to find the frequency at which democracy shatters.
I think Paul Ryan is hated by republicans as much as by democrats. Paul Ryan is a loser, and a heartless monster.