Discussion: Ryan Bundy Says He's ‘Idiot’ Sovereign Citizen Not Subject To Federal Law

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I think The Idiot Sovereign Citizen Society is not a small one.

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He’s just trying to get a padded cell. And maybe some paper and crayons to occupy his time. God bless him.

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“I, ryan c, man, am an idiot of the ‘Legal Society’; and; am an idiot (layman, outsider) of the ‘Bar Association’; and; i am incompetent; and; am not required by any law to be competent,” Bundy wrote.

This alone is reason enough not to let him back into society.

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Rise, Lord Dipshitticus Rex of the Idiots.

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Well, well, well. I’ll have to raise my opinion of Ryan. He knows he’s an idiot.

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Don’t forget the dildos!

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We saw this coming. Once real lawyers explained how much trouble he was in, and his ideas for legal defenses were ridiculous, the only option was to plead insanity.

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I’ll agree with him on the first part —

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Ryan Bundy Says He’s ‘Idiot’ Sovereign Citizen

No shit, Sherlock…

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Evidently his attorney has never been versed in the First Rule of Holes. And, as Martha Stewart would say, “It’s a good thing.”

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Wonder why he doesn’t sign with an " X " —

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I looked into being a non-dues paying, honorary member. The guy interviewing me said he detected an excess of lucidity in my answers and told me to leave and never come back. I took his pen and didn’t leave a quarter for the doughnut.

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Either he’s attempting a version of the Chewbacca Defense, or, more likely, adopting the tactics of the “Freeman on the Land” movement:

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In either case, someone tell Orly Taitz that she’s in danger of losing her crazy crown.

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I’ll go along with the idiot part. I would suggest as something that will cure it…Western justice (a short rope and a tall tree).

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See, Bundy, this is the kind of representation you get when you hire lawyers that have degrees from Trump University.

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“Won’t somebody PLEASE think about the dildos!” - Helen Lovejoy

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Ooooh, such a hottie! He reminds me of my dream man, Mr. Loopner, who was born without a spine (H/T: Jane Curtin, SNL).

Ryan Bundy you are foremost an American citizen and thus you shall be treated as such, in every courtroom across the United States. Thus, you shall have to defend yourself just as any ordinary American faces when he/she has been summoned to do so. So be a “man” and face your consequences for your unlawful actions!

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