Discussion: Russian National Mockingly Responds To Charges Of Meddling In US Elections

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You may get your wish. If Hair Fuhrer gets his way, we’ll be nuking the Ruskies back to the Stone Age once we get out of a few more non-proliferation treaties.

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“I was surprised and shocked, but then my heart filled with pride,” Khusyaynova said. “It turns out that a simple Russian woman could help citizens of a superpower elect their president. Dear people of the world! Let’s all help the American people elect such politicians who would behave in a humane way and lead our planet to peace and goodness. Let’s all wish America to become a great and peaceful country again!”

Gorby 2020: you know that you want him.

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He’ll probably target our allies instead:

“Queen Elizabeth won’t let me ride in her carriage? Goodbye Buckingham Palace! Angela Merkel thinks she’s so morally superior to me just because she has ethics? Goodbye Berlin! And I’m sick of Justin Trudeau, and Canadians, and all their Canadiany-reasonableness. Goodbye Toronto!”

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The Russians don’t deserve Gorby; they deserve PAYBACK.

We need to rig their elections to install the most pathetically craven Russian businessman we can find as the Russian President. I guess that means we’ll have to impeach Trump and ship him to Moscow first.

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If she were an American that did the same to Russia she’d be delivered a free lifetime supply of Novichok™ skin treatment.

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She said she was bewildered by the allegations that she could have influenced the U.S. elections even though she is just a simple bookkeeper who doesn’t speak English.

Hmmm, since she was keeping the books, I’m not sure she’d need to speak English. But the teeming hordes, whose ability to evaluate arguments has been destroyed by Fox News and the GOP, will think this sounds just fine.

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Putin has his eye on her - she will rise as high as a woman can in Russia, which means 2 levels above where she is.

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In Canada.
My grandson asked me “What’s ‘duck and cover’ mean? We’re learning that in school soon” ;
:wink:

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Why would you want a total stranger to get killed?

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Justin Trudeau said a terrible thing in response to Trump’s bullying:
“we are not going to get pushed around.”
Can you blame Trump for dismissing the entire country of Canada for that?

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It’s the end of my work day true, but I could think of no way to riff on her words BECAUSE THEY’RE PERFECT - you can’t spoof the unspoofable.
“It turns out that a simple Russian woman could help citizens of a
superpower elect their president. Dear people of the world! Let’s all
help the American people elect such politicians who would behave in a
humane way and lead our planet to peace and goodness. Let’s all wish
America to become a great and peaceful country again!”

I’m in awe.

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