1- If we’re wiring up this place to get the drop on these Russian spies then our tech team needs to get a move on and get the job done.
2- If the Russians are this fired up to get these properties back then someone better be out there pronto going over it with a fine tooth comb to see what they’re so excited about. Did they leave assets or intel behind?
We will expel your diplomats. They will gush out of their compounds. Americans will leak out of Russia.
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(PEE TAPE, PEE TAPE, PEE TAPE)
Trumpp warned us during the campaign that Russia would not respect us, would try to push us around, and would have a contentious relationship with the US if we elected Cli… Oops. Never mind.
“Recreational estates”? Heh. I’m sure they would be happy with a nice replacement compound in, say, Utah.
Russia Warns Of Consequences If US Doesn’t Reopen Two Russian Recreational Estates
Nice election system you have, be a shame if anything hap… No, wait. We already did that. Uh, we’ll get back to you with updated threats and intimidation later.
Maybe they’ll take their president back. That would be a shame.
You are right they can have their “recreational estates” back if they take the Trump crime family in exchange.
hey, can we vote on this? Wouldnht THAT be precious…
Translation: In response we’ll close two or three Trump properties in Moscow.
We should take them back, permanently.
Too arid. And, too close to my home. I suggest Guantanamo Bay…unlimited recreational opportunities abound there.