Discussion: Rupert Murdoch Says 'Nothing's Happening At Fox News'

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Way to hold your breath passing by the graveyard, Rupert.

(So the envious dead won’t know you’re there.)

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He rolled down the window to continue: “It’s getting record ratings,” he said, “And so I’m not worried at all.”

So high-ratings means not discriminating?

Huh?

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No one cares about FOX.

Handsome little toad, isn’t he?

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@nightlynews

Say buh-bye, yet again.

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Die Rupert, just die. You do nothing for the struggles of humanity. You simply make things worse.

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Good thing he’s reptilian. Only way to survive for so long without a heart.

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That’s right, dad. Nothing’s happening at Fox News. Now go spend some time with your new trophy wife and leave everything up to your two adoring sons.

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By the time the will reaches probate court Jerry Hall will have cleaned out all the accounts and safe deposit boxes.

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Have you ever noticed how all babies and all old men look alike?

Man, that’s a hard way to earn a buck.

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She enjoys her work. What can I say? And the only way it’s “hard” with Rupie is if she uses a vacuum pump and 3 cans of Niagra Heavy spray starch.

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It’s easier than that. She just tells him what a good time he had last night. HIs senility takes care of the rest.

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Funny with all the spinning going on at Fox News why is no one getting thinner?

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“Nothing’s happening at Fox News,” Murdoch said. “Not a single pussy-grabbing party in months, OK?”

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Voodoo.

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“Hey. I always pay people $30m USD for nothing.”

By the way, that $30m figure is going to go up.

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