Turtle was saying something about a race thatâs a knife fight? Hmmm.
Thatâs one rat jumping ship, there will be othersâŚit looks like the media is finally waking up and investigating Trump at the level they should have a year ago.
Oh, but Donald was a private citizen when he broke the law so it doesnât count.
/sn
Marky Mark, smh. This is why you have to do your homework. Just think if your underachieving self had discovered this back when it could have made a difference. Tisk, tisk, tisk.
Rubio on Trump: âI mean, it was a violation of American law, if thatâs how it happened.â
ââŚBut, of course, Iâd still support my partyâs nominee â 100%.â
Ryan and McConnell: âAgreed.â
Is the best response here âItâs business.â or âIt makes me smart.â? I can never tell.
Little Marco water gulper finally questions the snorting orangutan ⌠thatâs rich
Ted Cruz is kicking himself right now
Tried to buy low, sell high, but missed the overall direction of the market.
Patrick Murphy has his next five ads right hereâŚif he has the money.
With scandals breaking so fast I can scarcely keep up, just makes me wonder why nothing came out during the Primaries.
Is the vaunted Republican oppo research just inept? Didnât Cruz, Rubio, Jeb find this stuff? Or is it that they found it, but figured their base would actually eat it up?
Itâs a bummer when thereâs a galaxy distance between your base and the general public.
Trump: âShut up, Little Marcoâ
Hereâs another dumb crook that tried to do a secret deal in Cuba
Yep, I can see that gang of three in antebellum times: âOh sure, slavery has some downsides, but hey, watcha gonna do?â
Shorter Marco Rubio: âI will act quite perturbed at this information, but I will support and vote for the lying, cheating Republican nominee motherfucker anyway.â
Marco?
POLLO!
Marco?
POLLO!
Marco?
POLLO!
âAnswer some questionsâ??? What kind a namby pamby milk toast ARE you Marco? He should be ARRESTED. Where is your vaunted âWE CANâT DO NO STINKINâ BUSINESS WITH CUBAâ stand? What about âFidel is a criminalâ? You are nothing but a big olâ suck.
Was that the sound of Rubio throwing Trump under the bus, ceding Florida and therefore the 2016 Presidential election while simultaneously announcing his candidacy for 2020?
This is perhaps the most skillful knife in the back Iâve seen in American politicsâbut I must ask:
Donny, are you going to take that lying down?
I so hope that Trump finds a way to return the favor. Senator Murphy has a nice ring to it.
Trump needs some splaining to do. For years this would not go over well in parts of South Florida to the point of endangering ones well being.
i donât want em to jump, I want em to drown.