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Seems the Senator is generally fragile.
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Who’s paying for it? Him? The campaign? Obamacare?
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Probably on one of whose dildos from the Oregon refuge.
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This guy is out of it. Ciao, Dumbobot.
Rubio then said “Did you know that the human head weighs eight pounds?”
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“And I go, …"
Positively Churchillian
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I’m betting Trump just up and back-handed the little bitch.
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See? I AM human. Would this happen to a robot? A robot would have better teeth!
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How is he going to stand up to Putin if he can’t stand up to a Twix bar?
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Rubio will die by pretzel.
Actually dumber than Dubya.
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“I chipped a tooth” is the new “Went home to get clothes.”
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TPM
He [Rubio] told journalists the molar mishap happened while he was on a plane. “I just bit into a Twix bar and I go, ‘Man this Twix bar’s got something really hard in it,’” Rubio said. “And I go, ‘Oh my gosh, I cracked my tooth.’”
Rubio’s really burnishing that image of haplessness, isn’t he? That’ll convince Republican primary voters and his financial backers that he’s Presidential material.
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He said he’ll get a permanent fix when he goes back home to Miami
When they upgrade his RuBIOS?
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All that lying rots your teeth.
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And I go, ‘Oh my gosh, I cracked my tooth.’
‘Oh my gosh, I cracked my tooth.’
‘Oh my gosh, I cracked my tooth.’
‘Oh my gosh, I cracked my tooth.’
Said Rubio, before an aide smacked him on the back, resetting his internal word bank.
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A twit twixt a twix and a hard place.
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when will he demand an examination of Hillary’s email for the smoking gun that points to a plot against him?
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How many times did he say this?
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