Discussion: Rubio Says He Apologized To Trump For Mocking The Size Of His Hands

That could actually be a rather clever dis on Little Marco’s part.
“Oh man, sorry for bringing attention to your little hands. That was so not cool”

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“Only because Drumpf has photographic evidence of the small size of my dick.”

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Why apologize at all Marco?

Fess up now…

You want a job as his butler don’t you?

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" I ended up hurting myself."

does Marco know self-abuse is frowned on by the Catholic Church?

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Rubio is obviously trying to get back into Trumps good graces. A pathetic sight to be sure. Groveling does not become you little Marco.

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Wow, what a simp. A snivelling, dehydrated simp.

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You can apologize until the cows come home little Marco, but that don’t change the facts. . . Trump has small hands and little stubby fingers.

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I beg to differ…

groveling suits him perfectly…

one hopes it also drives a nail into any hopes of a political comeback…

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Of course he did. Trump’s debasement tour continues.

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Trump:I am not certain if I forgive Little Marco. Size is important to me.

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‘Slurp, slurp, gobble, gobble, suck, suck, gobble gobble, gulp’

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Cruz: I have also sought forgiveness of Sir Trump. We will work well together. I can be his VP and run Senate, the House and the presidency.

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If you apologize for anything don’t apologize for that, Marco. It sparked what might be the clearest example yet seen of what a freakish, maladjusted norm-violating deviant Trump really is. It was in Hillary’s first ad, for Christ’s sake. It’s the greatest service you’ve ever done your country. If you want to apologize to the country for everything else you’ve ever done, you pandering little weasel, feel free.

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Trump: My butler is teaching Little Marco how to drink bottled water.

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It’s interesting how a Republican can offer a real apology when he thinks there is something to be gained by it. Not: “I’m sorry if I offended you. That was not my intent.” Instead: “I’m deeply deeply sorry Mr. Trump. I shouldn’t have said it. And I know all your appendages are way way bigger than my puny little things. Thank you for calling me Little Marco, since I deserved it.”

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Rubio’s enjoying Mar a Lago but the immaculate white towel keeps slipping off his forearm as he races out to open car doors and remove luggage…

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I think Marco was on to something. Also did you notice Marco had his
large fingers crossed when he made his apology? Certainly seems that
Donald’s insignificance’s would be the reason for Donald’s significant
insecurities.and that of his mostly male supporters.

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WHAT a little Dick.

I guess what MEN claim is TRUE, size doesn’t matter

He apologized and kissed Trump’s tiny little fingers.

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