Only if you wear a “possible” dress: As low as possible, as short as possible, just covering possible.
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And the dominoes begin to fall.
Yes, he passed away in 2003, but his yodeling is still travelling across the universe, terrorizing extraterrestrials for eons to come.
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First Minnesota. Then Puerto Rico. Next the Log Cabin Republicans followed by the single member of the Congressional Black Republican Caucus. Ending in the trash heap of history with some vague sex scandal nobody really cared about and late night infomercials. Rubio, the little robot who could.
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I can almost hear Marco thinking in his mind, in the voice of C. Montgomery Burns, “Yes, now it’s all going according to plan! Smithers, fetch my riding crop and jodhpurs!”
Alex Jones has weighed in on the “scandal”
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Wonder how the GOP “I hate immigrants” will respond (if at all) to Rubio winning the “outside the country” vote.
(evil grin)
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Yeaaaah’ Marco! ____ On to Guam and the Northern Marianas!
Winning…Duh!
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Well on the bills themselves, but can vote on amendments to bills and can vote on resolutions IIRC.
Caligula… no wait, that’s in ancient Latin. 
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It’s fitting that M.T. Suitio wins a primary in a place that has ZERO electoral votes.
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Marco’s on a…roll?
Well, it is rather an interesting vote, because Rubio was the only I can recall answering a question about PR,and his response was…they can suck on it, bankruptcy will do them some good.
So its not like he was what I would say, courting the PR vote.
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New Rubio campaign rally cry: “We got ‘em now!”
And American Samoa!*
*AKA, the Best kind of Samoa!
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I was so hoping you’d go for the Macarena.
Are the Azores in play?
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For some reason, the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the headline was Rollipop.
Anyone cares to do psychoanalysis?
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Big whoop!
“Residents of Puerto Rico and other U.S. territories do not have voting representation in the United States Congress, and are not entitled to electoral votes for President.”
So how’s that going to help you rubes?
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Ain’t no stoppin’ this juggernaut now.
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