…Wonder how many gun sales franchises ISIL/AlQueda owns…
Maybe he thinks the INS is going to knock down his door and deport him.
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This empty suit will be out of a job very very soon.
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I still have the gun left over from when Al Qaeda was visiting all the communities.
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Mercy sakes, Jethro! Them there terrists done now attackin’ the families of them there Prezeedent guys!
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Twas the night before Christmas
Marco, asleep in his house
Rolled over his shotgun
And accidentally shot his spouse
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This is a sitting Senator? No wonder Trumpley is leading the pack.
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It’s going to be so sweet when Alan Grayson takes this pip squeak’s Senate seat. BTW, Marco, ISIS is partial to suicide bombers so your little cap gun itsn’t going to make much difference.
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A Very Rubio Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas at the Rubios’.
Not a creature was stirring; the mice were adoze.
Marco had gone out looking for fun
And when he came back he’d purchased a gun.
No doubt he’d be ready should intruders show
Out there on the breast of the new-fallen snow
(Though this was in Florida, you never know).
If Santa should land on the roof with reindeer
He’d be in grave danger, it would appear.
So too would be angels and shepherds and sheep
If by some chance Marco was not asleep.
Gift-bearing wise men who come from the East
Would not be among those who suffer the least
Because I’m afraid their costume suffices
To let Marco know that they are from ISIS.
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Nothing says “controversy” manufactured by Rubio campaign to publicize his purchase of a firearm like purchasing a gun on christmas eve and hearing about it on the news a lot closer to the Iowa caucus than to christmas.
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After celebrating christmas eve buying a gun, how do you celebrate new year’s eve?
(CNN)
A woman in St. Cloud, Florida, woke up just before midnight Tuesday and fired a shot at a person she thought had broken into her home. But the person wasn’t an intruder; it was her 27-year-old daughter.
Edit: She died. The gun kept her safe from ISIS.
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Yeah, but just like Carly rooting for Iowa against Stanford, this looks pretty dumb. And awkward.
Which is why I attributed it to the Rubio campaign.
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If ISIS…? Give me a break.
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, it would be Christmas all the year, or more appropriately for Rubio:
If a buzzard had a fiddle up it’s keyster, then there would be music in the air!
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Why does Rubio need a handgun to defend himself, at home, from ISIS? Shouldn’t the U.S. military, which, thanks to the likes of Rubio, is funded more heavily than the rest of the world’s military combined, be up to the task?
And if they’re not, does he really think he’ll be able to do it himself with something he purchased at Gunz R Us?
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This has to be the most idiotic thing he’s said this entire election cycle. Seriously. All he had to say was ‘because I wanted to. It’s my money, it’s legal, fuck off.’ Which, I should note, would have scored him huge points with the gun crowd on its own. But no, he’s gotta try and work in this whole ‘narrative’ shit that honestly, nobody even among the lowest-information right-wingers is gonna take seriously. They’re just not. It’s blatant pandering, and it can only hurt him.
This whole episode is so pathetic, I can’t help but wonder if someone from the JEB! campaign didn’t script it for their candidate, only to have a Trump operative sneak it into Rubio’s playbook.
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Let’s see, which of the Repub candidates can stoke the most irrational fear??
For all their public pronouncements about Christianity and religion, these guys sure don’t show much confidence in their God.
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The coming TeaOcracy if MarcoCrooze gets in the WH.
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Oh, Marco. Blow me.
Hey, I try to be modest, but could anyone else have expressed it better than I just did?
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