Discussion: Rubio Confirms That America Is Not A Planet And The Internet Laughs

It was difficult to tell if Rubio wants to end life on the planet through nuclear war or through ignoring global warming. He did such a convincing job of making me seriously wonder, which he would ultimately choose, the decision apparently being a forgone conclusion in his mind.

Rubio is trying to whip up emotions to the height of those during the cold war just to get himself elected. It demonstrates just what kind of a person he is.

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Same dude who announced three months ago that he wanted to take America into the 21st century. Except he’s 15 years too late for that; Dubya did it in 2000. WTF.

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Dubya was inaugurated on the 20th day of the 21st century. Odometer arguments will not be tolerated.

Gosh, what an idiot!

An ASS.

Sweet HAY-zeus … is Rubio flesh and blood or is he 100% gaff?

This sounds like a movie … Planet America: World Police!!

I bet there are plenty of Republican base voters who are enraged that Rubio made the treasonous assertion that America is not a planet.

Sure not a planet, but still the center of the known Universe.

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Maybe … Has anyone asked Louie Gohmert yet?

I imagine that when they do the Bad Lip Reading of this debate, they’ll not dub over this part, because fucking nonsense.

With Jerry Mathers as The Rubio…

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more like red white and blue but no black oh no cause black clouds don’t matter those are domestic terrorist clouds

Why should we believe him? After all, he is not a scientist.

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Of course, Republicans despise multilateral agreements too, so basically they will just never do anything about it.

If they could bring the GOP into the TWENTIETH century, it would be progress.

The EU should probably be a single slice. That’s how they would regulate emissions–as an economic and scientific unit.

…and for his next trick…

Marco H20 will attempt to take a sip of water without looking at the bottle.

too many syllables…

Stop and frisk won’t end all crime.

Lower taxes won’t give everybody a job.

Vaccines won’t protect everybody who gets them.

One breath won’t last you a lifetime

One sip of water won’t end thirst

“America is a lot of things, the greatest country in the world,
absolutely,” Rubio said, talking about climate change. “But America is
not a planet.”

Goddammit, I knew it was gonna be a pop corn kinda day today.

See, I was sure bullshit like this would transpire during the debate. And knowing what my response would be (tossing heavy objects at my TV) I opted for a movie on my DVR.