Discussion: Rubio Changes 'Town Halls' To 'Rallies' And Won't Answer Questions

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Guy can’t think on his feet for shit, apparently. Changing the “Town Halls” to “Rallies” was a smart move. And they heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, “All your base are belong to us.”

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There he goes, shooting himself in the foot again. It’s a wonder the guy can still walk.
This is the exact opposite of what he should be doing.

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Rubio responded to reporters inquiries : “beep beep whirrrrr chirp chirp bzzzz bzzzz”

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I’m surprised they didn’t just plant people to ask the same question several times.

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He only shoots himself in the foot after he takes off his shiny boots.

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leading some people to jokingly surmise that he’s a “robot.”

Nobody was joking. They were as serious as a heart attack when they learned that a robot has presidential ambitions.

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Whereas Rubio is about as serious as a wrenched ankle.

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Seriously, what’s the point of seeing him in person?

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Followed by “Barack Obama knows exactly what he is doing.”

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Because he’ll display the former cheerleader wife.

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A 40 minute rally? He probably shvitzed so much they had to squeegee the floor afterwards.

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Marco doesn’t want any pesky voter questions.

You know, John McCain looks like a rock star compared to these guys.

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That dinner jacket was obviously rented.

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Can you see him giving out outdoor rally…in Savannah in July?

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Simple misunderstanding. THIS is the proper way to submit questions to this candidate.

http://www.computerhistory.org/atchm/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/IBM_Punch_Card.png

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Robots are not very good at answering the sort of questions asked at town halls, unless the questions are known in advance so that the robots can be preprogrammed to answer them.

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Thanks a lot. You just made me have a flashback to Fortran lab, circa 1979

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… poor thing musta fell on her head one too many times to see anything in that empty suit…

… bless her heart…

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