Discussion: Rubio Campaign Staffer Allegedly Punches Rand Paul Aide In Bar Brawl

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There’s a joke in there somewhere… “Two jackasses walk into a bar, and …”

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It’s on like Donkey Kong. This is how the Republican debates should be. Maybe cage matches? A Royal Rumble? I still have hope.

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Yeah, I was trying to find the joke here also but sorting it all out left me depressed. And then I wondered why I’m even reading this. Don’t I have something better to do? Another existential moment - and it’s only 9:47 in the morning. Time to go for my walk. Nature is so much more appealing.

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Nerd Derp fight!

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So we’ve got the obnoxious fraternity bro punching out the smarmy glibertarian activist. Sounds about right for the GOP.

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This is what you get when you idolize a schoolyard bully, all you have to offer up is fear and hate and no matter how desperately you want to be liked, you know deep down you are an asshole.

Grow up GOP.

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a Beeson.

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Looks white on white to me, for you amateur sociologists keeping score at home.

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Especially after you start drinking.

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we need more whiskey and popcorn for the clown show… when does the custard pie fight start?

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Booze, Facebook and overly-stressed, down on their luck candidate aides…a match made in news heaven.

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Children in grown ups bodies. Altho I have to admit, both of them look quite punchable.

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GOP thug takes cheap shot at GOP thug. Mayhem ensues, and no one owns up to their side of it.

As predictable as the sun rising in the east, and even more entertaining nonetheless.

It’s like Goodfellas, where the mobsters are killing each other, and you just sort of want them all to succeed.

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What?!?!?! Yob took the bar’s last Maraschino cherry?!?!?!?!!

(PS-He’s not a Yob, he’s an adventure.)

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Typical Republican “discourse” on full display!

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Bigger story: How is it that no one has punched Cruz yet?

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The state police are looking for him.

How far can you go on Mackinac Island? The entire Island is 9 miles in circumference. After Labor Day there are only a handful of ferries and none leave the island at night…and the only way to get around the island is on a bike or a horse. These police aren’t bothering to look very hard.

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In their defense, maybe he swam to Canada? :wink:

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