Discussion: Rubio Apologizes For Not Doing Well At The Debate, Losing New Hampshire

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It’s a sad day for the little guy’s kind.

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"I can tell you I know many people are disappointed. I’m disappointed…
I’m disappointed…
I’m disappointed… with tonight.

But I want you to understand something. I want you to understand something.
I want you to understand something…
I want you to understand something… Norman… coordinate…

Our disappointment tonight is not on you. It’s on me. It’s on me.
It’s on me…
It’s on me…
It’s on me… check sum error…

I did not –
I did not…
I did not… do well on Saturday night.
I did not do well on Saturday night. So listen to this: that will never happen again…

…REBOOT."

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It’s so pathetic and almost childlike. It is sad.

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AhahahahahahahahahahahaHA! (gasp) AhahahahahahahHAAAAAH (gasp, snort, choke, cough).

I came here to make the same point, but you did it WAY better.

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Tracey Flick is not impressed.

Marco Rubio:

I’m disappointed with tonight. I want you to understand. But I want you to understand something. I want you to understand something.

Whoa, deja rubio.

Our disappointment tonight is not on you — it’s on me," Rubio said. "I did not do well on Saturday night. So listen to this: that will never happen again.

Given that the same Rubot glitch happened again on Monday, I’d say Rubio’s promise here lacks credibility.

Note also, Rubio’s credibility really isn’t enhanced by repeating, three times, the sentence I want you to understand something, right before saying This will never happen again.

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Marco Rubio- “We’re number five!”

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Pathetic loser. Now everybody is saying that he panics under pressure… definitely not presidential material, not that I ever thought he was.

Hey… what’s that sound? Like paper tearing… it couldn’t be Rubio’s donor ripping up their checks, could it?

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“that will never happen again - << - that will never happen again - << - that will never happen again - << - that will never happen again,” said Sippy the drone bot.

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Let’s dispel once and for all with this notion that Marco Rubio knows what he is doing.

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But what about Obama. You know. He knows exactly what he is doing and that 'I would pay them to keep running that clip’

Guess that explains why he is a 2 time elected president and all you will ever be is second fiddle to C3PO.

Dumbass…

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Now if only we could get Number Five to become Number Six (aka Caprica Six from BSG)…

…then we’d be cooking with gas.

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Terrible, terrible way to handle it. Weaker and worse than the loss itself.

He might as well take the limo back to NJ with Christie. Perhaps the gov. could fix him up with that job he will be needing.

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The more I think about it, the more damaging I think these Rubot glitches are going to be for Rubio’s campaign. We all know repetition is a common rhetorical technique, but Rubio will never be able to use it again without half the country laughing at him, while the other half cringes.

And since it’s almost impossible to avoid using repetition while campaigning, Rubot glitches from all around the country are bound to become a YouTube staple.

Eventually, if it hasn’t happened already, Rubio won’t be able to talk at all without becoming self-conscious about whether or not he’s repeating himself. That’s gotta be a campaign killer.

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He did pretty well between the Cuban candidates, coming in a close second in a two man race. He got smoked in the asshole department and thoroughly trounced in the big establishment fight.
He pounded a non-politician woman and a fully narcoleptic non-political snoozer which is something I guess but the sweetest of all these sweets is the fact that he beat the Jersey Whale that eviscerated him not even a week ago.

Rubio says, “I beat you Christie-would you like me to repeat that?” So Frickin’ sweet!

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trenchant analysis!

So listen to this: that will never happen again.

If the observations about Rubio’s personality are accurate, he may wreck himself with that self-imposed standard.

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Hey, I put like a minute and a half into that. Which I’m never getting back btw.

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