He should be in jail
I think a cougar aroma spritzer will do.
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Keep it coming, Roy. Can’t get enough of you.
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They’re getting the band back together for a reunion concert. Or something.
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That might be explained by the fact that Mallomars are only sold September through March. Being that she’s only 2/3 of the way through the season, look for her to be, as Pedo Royboy is wont to say, “one fine heifer” by mid-April.
“The chocolate is lovely, dark and deep, But I have a hankerin’ I must keep,
And cases to eat before I sleep, And cases to eat before I sleep.”
— Kayla Moore’s submission to the Nabisco’s “Mallomars: Wax Poetic” contest, rejected for plagiarism in 1967
Fun Fact: Moore rhymes with S’mores.
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Keep your children safe.
And your pets too, just to be sure.
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Don’t forget, he was removed as Chief Justice for refusing to obey a US Supreme Court order confirming that he had to remove the huge sign of the 10 Commandments that he had installed in the courthouse. This battle went on for years. Forget Sharia law. He’s for Christian biblical law, as long as it fits his inclinations and as he interprets it. This man should have no influence anywhere and should be shunned by the political class and anyone with even a partially functioning brain.
Ed Meese, by the way, is 87 and still out there promoting conspiracies and right-wing nut job causes. He quickly flipped from a ‘Never Trump’ to an advisor on the transition, showing how firm his convictions are.
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To TPM reporters and TPM editors:
Could you please stop calling him “Judge Roy Moore”?
He was, not once but twice, removed from his state’s Chief Justice position, for blatantly unconstitutional conduct of the state’s legal business.
Maybe “Twice-defrocked, disgraced ex-judge Roy Moore”?
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She’s doing him Horsey style.
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THE dick Cheney will soon be convening them for regular Tuesday and Thursday breakfast meetings featuring his ritual puppy stranglings as the main attraction.
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I think you misunderstood. Pedo RoyBoy is doing Sassy with Horsey Sauce.
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Interesting but not shocking to see Tom “the hammer” Delay as a co-signer. When Denny Hastert was sentenced he sent a letter to the judge defending him telling the judge to go easy on him because he’s a man of fine character.
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I’m no Arby’s fan but some Horsey Sauce on their fries and onion rings works well.
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I could have sworn that DeLay’s career was derailed by being ARRESTED.
Yup, exactly what I thought. Not only arrested, but FOUND GUILTY of money laundering and conspiracy to engage in money laundering. You didn’t imagine it.
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Perhaps every sponsor gets a teenager.
Additionally, I didn’t know reptiles could write.
Mommy told him to get back into the public eye .
Off Topic or Weirdly Related? I’ll post it. You decide.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1089876055224184833
I think this is the greatest idea Toadglans has ever gotten in the behind. I just hope he’ll pass a Presidential Edict requiring all school district vehicles (buses, vans, cars, box trucks, etc.) be equipped with suitable bumper stickers.
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So… Donald is losing the evangelical base now ?..
Roy Moore, Pedophile for Alabama Supreme Court, Brett Kavanaugh, rabid rapist and boofer for the US Supreme Court, skanky, groper, grabber and Putin’s whore for Preshitident. Welcome to the hollow intellectual and ethical abyss of conservatism folks!
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They forgot to ask Hastert?!
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