Itsokay, when I’m president they’re going to get the biggest, most beautiful returns on investment for me being president they ever saw…they’re going to get so tired of getting so much money because I was voted president, they won’t know what to do with it all! I’ll be the greatest president at making money ever!
But to find out how they can get that money back, I’ll need them to take classes at Trump University.
Nothing the fascist Trump won’t fix with a few thousand dollars of ammunition.
Trump: I am stimulating the economy. Imagine the fun we will have when I will be POTUS. We will broadcast “Waterboarding Live from White House” on Trump Cable.
It’s just that Trumpers love America so much. Passion!
What a surprise, Rumpublicans are first in line to be snookered by their own hero.
What a train wreck! Wherever he goes, whatever he touches turns to garbage.
Here’s a good one too, that needs to get passed around as much as possible:
Conservatives Have Groomed the Perfect Suckers for Trump’s Epic Scam
Amazing how on-point it is. Conservatism has literally miseducated people for the purpose of taking them for a ride.
They haven’t been “groomed.” That idea lets them off the hook as victims. They have been voting for scams and hatred since Nixon/Reagan/Bush crime family.
“Duh, there’s going to be a problem,” Rokus told Bloomberg News.
Have we really reached a point where public officials begin a sentence with “Duh?”
So Trump’s campaign is keeping up his businesses trend of costing others money.
Vote Trump, he’s the consistent candidate!
Sounds criminal.
But to get your returns faster it wouldn’t hurt to sign up for Trump Institute, that’s where the “secret’s in the sauce” is kept. 
Trump is so full of his own sh*t that he really thinks he’s right.
Well, Cleveland, you had a good run, kid!
Well we’ve known that Cleveland can Rock, but can they Roll with the punches that will come?
I some ways I found this refreshing compared to the usual stilted, circumlocutory cop-speak.
@fiftygigs Sounds eminently Drumpfian. Who knew tickets to a political event were sold? Seems to me they are generally free/open to the public.
Whoa, folks. Hair Drumpf was not only selling tickets, he was knowingly overselling the venues!
… Trump campaign’s tendency to sell more tickets than there are seats available. In Eau Claire the Trump campaign sold 6,000 tickets for a venue that seats 1,800.
This has gone way beyond a scampaign.
So the scam is, only rent a small venue but sell like it’s a much bigger one so the profits are maximized, is that about it?
At least a circus actually has a ‘big tent’.