There goes the Mormon (second âmâ is silent) vote.
There will not be a single living past GOP nominee at the Convention. HW and W are both skipping it. McCain is skipping it. Romney is skipping it.
I suppose they might dig up the festering remains of Reagan, but thatâs about the best they can do. Though I suspect he will dissolve into dust in protest if they try.
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He had a previously scheduled date, with a horse, named Ann, er, Rafalca.
They say Stevie Nicksâ lawyers will be there to hammer out the finer points of her next song.
Drumpf has hired a local businesswoman who works for Winfred-Lauder to serve as convention hostess
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Am I bad to hope that the convention dissolves into chair throwing festival of non-lethal mayhem?
Actually, you may have something there. The Mormons Iâve met over the years have always been very concerned voters. Conservative, yes. Crazy, no.
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Yes. Itâs Ariana.
No.
If that makes one bad ⌠then I donât wanna be right.
Is ZsaZsa Gawhore a liberal or a conservative this cycle?
Well, sheâs a very wealthy âliberalâ who has been all in for Bernie Sanders ⌠so it wouldnât be too far out of the question to guess sheâs a Trumpster now â so as to start that danged ârevolution.â
She was all in for Neutered Gingrich, too.
It is hard to imagine Utah voting for Clinton, but Trump only managed 14% of the vote in the primary. If Clinton keeps the same 250,000 votes that Obama had in 2012, she might carry the state by default (a lot of GOP ballots with no vote at the top of the ticket).
Time to ask Mike, her gay ex-husband, I suppose.
There is one former Presidential nominee (or President) planning to attend, it was just said on MSNBC: Bob Dole. Which could be interesting, actually. It wouldnât be totally out of character for Dole, a Jeb Bush supporter, to show up, attract every reporter and microphone in the place, and then utter a couple of his âfrankâ thoughts and opinions.
I donât get it?
She just âHates Hillaryâ, which has always been her political party!