Stop attention whoring, we all know you’re going to run, just announce it already, instead of announcing that you’re going to announce it.
Golly-gee-whiz Mittens. That’ll be swell. I can hardly wait for the big announcement. The trees are finally the right height, so this may be your time.
Must be another white horse prophesy coming to him in a dream that will help him point the way.
There scary thing is, Mittens will appear almost sorta kinda not totally insane, compared to the rest of the GOP.
Compared to Hatch it’ll be an improvement, but not by much.
Trump is going to have the time of his life tooling this clown around.
“Prick” teaser…
Has Willard taken up residence in Utah? He’ll still lose.
But that’s not good in Utah where all the GOP are out there. Remember, this is a purple state now and to maintain the support of the faithful you have to be extreme.
OT, but on another Republican re-run for office:
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Except when He doesn’t.
Like, when He rents a highly visible billboard in a heavily trafficked area of the state capital at precisely the moment the area’s hosting a lot of national media – just so it’s absolutely, perfectly clear what God’s thinking, mystery-free, even for the easily mystified.
That’s what’s happened in St. Paul, as of this morning, with the appearance of a new advertisement targeted very, very specifically to exactly one Minnesotan.
http://www.citypages.com/news/god-takes-out-billboard-to-send-message-to-michele-bachmann/472181953
ohhhh
Big secret coming.
Unless there happens to be a leak.
hype a way, oops hyperbole I mean
He can’t announce sooner. It takes time to contact the white salamander, obtain the golden tablets and requisite seer stones, and acquire the necessary quantities of industrial-strength Just for Men®.
In other words, No Whine Before Its Time.™
Sad, when mittens appears to be a sane/moderate. Rest assured, when he wins, which he will, he will saddle right up on the t* train. Setting himself for pres run, cus he just knows we have forgotten all about that 47% thingy
No he won’t
I sure as hell hope not. He’s seventy now and served the people long enough , retire damn it, retire. Can we see some new, not crazy, faces in the Republican party?
Damn, I love that.
He’s announced that as of now, he’s 47% in the Senate race.
I don’t visit Daily Kos much now but I sure will if Hunter brings back " The Chronicles of Mitt".
Will he announce from his car elevator? Standing atop binders of women?
He learned that from tRump: the announcement that the announcement is in the future.
Also, 70 year old replacing 84 year old is a Mormon youth movement.
Don’t mess up his plans. The day before the announcement, he and the Mrs. Romney-FLOTUS-Wannabe are going to go into the car elevator together, lock it down, and do a little improv. Confused? Okay, I was trying to spare you the imagery, but she will play the BYU Senior, afraid she might actually have to get a job after graduation, and he will play the well-connected recent returnee from a 2-year mission.