Pet rocks redux. You gotta have some stones to try that.
Just another way for him to prove that his fans & admirers are as dumb as a rock.
how are its aerodynamic properties? density? How thick of glass windows can it penetrate?
and he only has 18?
The “Roger” stone is basically a certificate of stupidity for the buyer.
maybe add more googly eyes
Is it wrong that the first image that went through my mind was Roger Stone quarrying them as part of a chain gang, in the style of “Cool Hand Luke”?
Per Stone’s website, there are 18 stones in stock, but they can be backordered
Translation - because that’s how many he found walking to his mailbox this morning when he thought-up this crackpot idea, but if it takes-off he’ll put in the effort to find some more.
“Use it as a paperweight…”
His Republican admirers already use the Constitution for that.
(And as a doorstop.)
Guaranteed 100% depreciation once you take ownership.
I got a birthday coming up, people.
If he’s grifting morans, I have no objections.
Huh! He’s decided to sell off his brains. Seeing them out in the open is quite revealing. This explains a lot about him.
Only if I get to chunk it at his stupid head. I’d buy a whole basket.
Since it is generally agreed among those who know me that I couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn, I will buy you another bucket to throw on my behalf.
I guess when proving your innocence isn’t an option, everything else you can think of seems like a much worse idea.
Good. Gawd. Almighty!
Good lord this is pathetic.
Yeah but here’s hoping it’s not as pathetic as he can really get. I will enjoy seeing him get much much more pathetic.
He is a creepy guy that I would not mind seeing locked up for a few years.