Discussion: Roger Stone Appears 'Disheveled' In Court, Clad In Jeans And Shackled

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And right on cue.

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Mug shot please!

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Did he bring his teeth ?

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In roger stone’s twisted little head, being described as “disheveled” is the worst possible thing. Punking for the Russians? Selling out the USA? Both are fine, but being “disheveled” horror of horrors.

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Rumors have been swirling round this particular toilet for some time, not surprising CNN may have just had someone camped out near Stone’s house

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I saw many tweets this morning on Greta van Susteren’s TL implying just this, especially since there was a meeting in DC yesterday that was unusual. Stone has been expecting to be arrested for some time now, as well. Some intrepid reporters put one and one together and got a scoop.

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They did.

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See the movie “Get Me Roger Stone.” He says everything he’s done is justified by the fact that it made him rich. Oh, and how his main role model is Nixon! His whole back is a Nixon tattoo!!

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So I wonder if Stone will get a cell next to Manafort? Weren’t they partners at one time? Is it better to keep two toxic substances together or apart?

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“disheveled”

More so than normal?

Jail Intake Officer: Do you have any identifying scars or tattoos, Mr. Stone?

Stone: No. … Well, maybe one.

Not quite.

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Hell, I don’t care how he appeared. I’m thrilled with where he appeared.

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When he is let out on bail, does he have to surrender his passport?

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More so than normal?

Has Stone or anyone ever been heveled?

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His, and the 3 he was holding for Manafort.

(I don’t actually know whether surrender was part of the bail terms)

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In a better alternative version of our world Donald Trump remained on TV paying women to not tell anyone he already paid them for sex. Recognizing his gift he signs with Twitter as their spokesman gaining a very small share holding stake in the process and does an amazingly bizarre and stupid super bowl ad, widely lampooned. He falls deeply in love with tech, sells his buildings and golf course, buys Twitter out right taking it private. He begins charging a fee to use Twitter and starts posting nothing but memes, day trader stock tips and pictures of cats. Twitter collapses and Donald is finally ruined. He teeters on the edge of homelessness moves into his rundown shit plane which is no longer flight worthy and now just parked in a space at a dilapidated local air field. With everything gone and weeks of no sightings authorities responding to a health and wellness check finding him dead, hanging from a harness, the victim of auto erotic asphyxiation.

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Boy, that’s really a mashup of his greatest hits right there. Sad because as a witch himself his incantations aren’t working any more.

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Plane erotic…

He forgot to add “MAGA, Wall, Bigly!”

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