Discussion: RNC Spox: We'll Have No Hand In Cruz-Kasich Alliance To Stop Trump

Left unmentioned are the intense prayer sessions beseeching God for success in the Kasich/Cruz collusion.

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Because everyone’s hands at the RNC are locked around bottles for rest of the year.

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“It’s really not our job at the RNC to handicap it as much to ensure that we have a fair and transparent process.”

Translation: We will offer up human sacrifice to Cthulhu if that’s what’s necessary to stop Trump.

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It’s all virgins & volcanoes in RNC-land.

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Nice to see Republicans praying to their real God–Ayn Rand!

I SEe RINO PRieBuS’ sticky LIttle FINGers aLL Over THIS. QUesTION. WHY IS it THAT the EstaBLISHMEnt is SO SCAREd of TRUMP deLIVering ALL OF THE Awesome?

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That’s good news indeed!

Becuz the only organization more vapid and lacking than the Cruz and Kasich campaigns is the RC.

Well, maybe the NRA…

Something tells me this alliance won’t be as entertaining as Seinfeld-Newman one.

I think Cruz and Kasich just made a huge mistake. Trump can play this as corruption or cronyism or “establishmentism”, which is an effective critique for this year’s electorate. Although it was growing less and less likely that either of them was going to wrest the nomination from Trump, if either was positioning for 2020 vs. Clinton, they’ve damaged their prospects.

Translation: We’ll be useless to the end.

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yeah it’s the RNC’s intentions to be fair and neutral …just like cluster faux noise

Is “Spokesperson” all that hard to type that we have to keep being subjected to the moronic-sounding “Spox”?

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Laugh out loud.