Well golly gee gosh, imagine that!
YeahâŚI was expecting a low-key campaign.
Nooo! Really? I would never have imagined. So, youâre going to sew lies, innuendoes and hatred 24/7, then. Because you guys sure as hell donât have any competing policy or plans for governance to regale us with.
Begone foul slimeballs!
Why hasnât anyone thought of this before? The Clintons have skated through more than 40 years in politics with nary a peep from the press or the GOP!
Ah yez, the fifth grader playground cooties strategy. Yeah. That will work.
Well Trump should be able to lock down the anger old white male vote with this strategyâŚ
Wait, what? Has this dumb asshole been living on Mars for the past half century? But good luck with it because it obviously worked really well when you got Obama twice elected.
Yes, and polite and classy.
stupid GOP ⌠leaping on this idea with glee like 14 year old boys being given a bottle of vodka, a gun and car keys ⌠thinking âwhat could go wrong?â
⌠totally ignoring the old adage about âcommitted vs involvedâ (Breakfast - chicken is involved ⌠pig is committed) in this election Trump is âInvolvedâ ⌠GOP is âCommittedâ - when it is over Trump can go on being Trump ⌠but - It is going to be hard for the GOP to go on being a political party.
Yeah, like the Hillary Clinton campaign hasnât been expecting this since, like, FOREVER! How fucking stupid are these guys? We already know the playbook: Benghazipalooza, EMAILS! EMAILS! EMAILS!, Billâs a horndog, and on and on. But how are they going to attack her on the things that most people think that matter? They canât, like the Bernie people, attack her ties to Wall Street, since the GOP lives and dies to serve Wall Street. They canât attack her for her foreign policy, since the Trump Doctrine will probably vaporize the human race. So what are they going to attack her on? Wanting a higher minimum wage? Heavens! A womanâs right to choose? Godless! Same-sex marriage, which has pretty well been accepted by the majority of Americans?
If they had any REALLY good shit they could throw against her, they would have been using it for years to keep her out of the Presidential race and have the Dems nominate a much weaker and less known candidate. But I have a feeling that there is a treasure trove of heinous info on Herr Donald, and I really, really hope that vapid Plastic Pre-nup Princess Melania gets thrown in the fray, too. Once they go after Bill Clintonâ past, her past is open season.
Good luck with that, Mr. Spicer. And donât forget to pick up Reince Priebusâs bottle of Maalox on the way back to the FoxNews studios.
It worked in the Republican primary.
Thatâs how he got his reputation as a counter-puncherâŚhe leads with a kidney punch while nobodyâs looking then whines its ânot fairâ when others defend themselves.
Translation: âwe just found out that there are a lot people who were in diapers in the 1990âs whose cynicism is a form of naivete because they think it is a substitute for knowledge. Our focus grouping and polling establishes that these people will uncritically believe the same ridiculous, disproven slanders that people who didnât fall off the turnip truck yesterday just roll their eyes at simply because theyâre negative.â

Thatâs how he got his reputation as a counter-puncherâŚhe leads with a kidney punch while nobodyâs looking then whines its ânot fairâ when others defend themselves.
Are you referring to The Donald or The Bernie?
Letâs see how this works, Donzy. Youâll come off as a mean-spirited, nasty, flaming prick thus correctly defining yourself. Youâll drive up your unfavorable rating although (probably) not past 100%. Conversely, Hillaryâs unfavorable rating will decline because of your over-the-top flaming. Isnât it funny when a guy is filling a gas can so he can burn his neighborâs house and burns his own instead? Itâs hilarious.
Does it make a difference?
Is HRC prepared to fight or get pummeled.