Thanks to the partyâs assistance with legal fees incurred by the lawless curs who found themselves targets of special counsel Robert Muellerâs Russia probe,
Fixed.
âMaking Assholes Get Attorneys.â Itâs the new, improved MAGA, yâall.
Good. Keep up the criminality and corruption. Keep them billable hours going. Keep paying lawyers for things that no other administration ever had a problem with.
Though we both know who got helped out, I still wanna see that list.
Seems like a lot of parties have a financial interest in Trump staying in office: criminal defense lawyers, the media, and, until I see impeachment back on the table, I would add the Democratic Party
âThe RNC, President Donald Trumpâs campaign, and the White Houseâs legal defense fund has paid out about $17 million overall to law firms over the duration of Trumpâs presidencyâŚâ
ââŚwith most of that going to the legal firm of Dunning & Kruger.â
A good chunk of that expense was to Jones Day - Don McGahnâs firm.
Can someone hand me a speck of dust so I can wipe away all of my salted tears?
I hereby nominate âChimpyâ as the Official TPM Mascotâ˘.
Do I hear a second from the floor?
Every plutocrat dollar spent on lawyers defending Trump âAdministrationâ criminals is a dollar not spent sliming Democratic candidatesâŚ
Republicans may not realize this yet, but they are infatuated with Modern Monetary Theory. They simply canât get away from it. Itâs exemplified everywhere in everything they do.
They have, for all intents and purposes, demonstrated its validity. Despite adding over $20 trillion to the federal deficit we still have near-historically low interest rates and have not become Zimbabwe or Weimar GermanyâŚ
I remember when it was said personal injury lawyers always were Democrats and criminal lawyers were Republicans. I now know why the criminal lawyers are Republicans.
HmmmmmâŚwonder if thatâs the reason McGahn wonât testify.
/s
Shouldnât we have a primate-ry?
Hopefully, theyâll
Works for me, but Sanders supporters claim âChimpyâ lost to their candidate in the Iowa macacus.
My chimp is not a Menshivik and heâs for MFA.
Are they still aping that line?