Discussion: RNC Says ‘Don’t Start Believing,’ We Didn’t Book Journey For Convention

They may have to settle for the drunk Nugent to sing shitty songs threatening Obama that the Secret Service is compelled to investigate.

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Clint Eastwood will question the five empty Journey stools.

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$750,000!!?? WTF?! That would buy an altimeter dial for an F-35 fighter jet!!

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Or how about a nice cowboy serenade with Clint this time round instead of an empty chair,

http://www.crystalballrecords.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1200x1200/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/l/clint-eastwood.jpg

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“Yes, Mr. Pubis, we have Journey’s manager on the phone.”

“Hello?”

“I don’t know where Poltiico got this fucking idea, but we wouldn’t support you if our dicks were on fire and you were the last source of water on the planet. Fix it.”

At the convention…

“Ladies and Gentlemen…the Heritage Foundation Choir…”

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Wango Tango is NOT a shitty song.

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I’m thinking Ben E. King’s ‘I Who Have Nothing’ as their convention theme song.

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OK. I will give you Cat Scratch Fever as being only halfway shitty, but not this.

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When asked why a black artist would play an RNC, Chaka Khan once replied “…it’s just another gig”.

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…except this is no longer a “gig” hosted by the party of Lincoln and Eisenhower. It is the party of David Duke, the KKK, hate and Neo-Nazis.

Not that Denis would do the RNC Convention, but this should totally be their theme song:

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Don’t Start Believing-----------reminds me of a song in kinder gentler times…

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Ain’t too proud to beg and you know it
Please don’t leave me girl (don’t you go)
Ain’t too proud to plead, baby, baby
Please don’t leave me, girl (don’t you go)

The Temptations

Wow! Real earth shattering news here, folks! I’ve been sitting on the edge of my seat waiting all day to find out if the story was true or not. ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

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“Don’t start believing”?

Didn’t Trump just cross your finish line?

Don’t worry. I don’t believe in you guys. At all.

Granted, but her performance was back in 2004, when the GOP was still operating in dog whistle mode.

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I am so confused right now why this was a thing for a couple of hours.

Which “Journey”?

That will really bring in all the youngsters!

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