Discussion: RNC Declares Victory For Pence More Than An Hour Before Debate Even Starts (PHOTOS)

Wow, free tickets to Bizarro World.

Compliments of the RNC.

White Bread Dence is gonna get sliced and toasted.

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It’s like Pravda propaganda with these goon squad morons.

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Prognosticating the winner is one thing, but knowing 5 questions the didn’t come up… That’s impressively specific.

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OK, that’s weird…but I could’ve predicted the RNC would do this…so there’s that, too.

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Glad I read this. It saved me a trip because I was about to leave for a watch party at the local Democratic Party office.

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Spoiler Alert: Trump got his ass handed to him in general election, ironically getting 88 electoral votes, thrilling his neck-tat constituency far more than a win would have.

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Reince Priebus is the best. He is so smart, so conservative, so competent. The RNC has the best people.

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Jeeze.

Whoda thunk it?

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" If you wish upon a staaarrrrr "

( thanks Jiminy )

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Make America Go Back In Time Again!
-Donald “Biff” Trump

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I look forward to the day that being a Republican in the USA is like being a Nazi in Germany in 1946 - presumably there had to be some, but nobody will admit to it.

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…and besides, of course Pence will win. The guy has clearly spent most of his life having his face flattened by a frying pan. And he’s up and walking around with very little evidence of his severe Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

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It will be entertaining to see how they spin this tomorrow. No matter how the debates go, they have managed to step on their own neckties by releasing this early.
Not for their supporters, of course. They won’t acknowledge it.

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Great to hear this. Now I can go to bed early.

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To be honest, I didn’t see Pence make a single mistake in the debate yet.

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Many republicans have also declared that the ever merciful… loving creator will destroy their enemies and toss their asses into a burning lake of fire to suffer … forever —

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The RNC office is in confusion tonight. Wrenched Pubis is in the Wikileaks patch with Sally waiting for the Great Trumpkin.

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