Discussion: RNC Chair Says GOPers Won't Break Pledge: 'It Doesn't Work That Way'

Well, if Reince says it, I believe it. He’s got an iron grip on the party.

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This is like the buffoonish town mayor, when questioned by an angry, concerned crowd about the leaky dam that’s making deafeningly loud, ominous noises, has caught fire, is currently surrounded by an army of scurrying panicking screaming workers wielding a plethora of tools, while the alarms are going on full bore, and when the mayor’s family was just seen fleeing the town with all of their valuables, that “Everything is fine, nothing to see here folks! You can just go back to your houses and sleep in comfort knowing that all is well!”

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smarmy: ingratiating and wheedling in a way that is perceived as insincere or excessive

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And when the television appearance was over and they finished peeing into their respective urinals, Trump grabbed Reince by the scruff and shoved him face first into the urinal … before Trump flushed. Afterward, Reince got all cleaned up and started to give a ol’ boddy, ol’ pal-sorta bump on the shoulder … but before he got there, he caught Trump’s look in his eyes, then thought better of touching Trump. Out in the parking lot, Trump’s driver opened the door for Trump while Reince looked on with puppy-dog eyes. Trump looked back at Reince like he might signal for Reince to hop in, then turned and closed the door. Trump’s stretch limo drove over to the local airport. Reince called a taxi.

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Republicans never, ever lie.
About anything.

jw1

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Testing the ‘Reply’ to myself. Yo, Beatty, is this working?

Hell, no! :-1:

@beattycat

Well, let’s try it this way, Cat! Did you receive a notification now?

Fuck, no!! I haven’t received ANY ‘Reply’ notifications for many days now. For awhile, the @ - mention was working … but no longer. Sad. Sad. :crying_cat_face:

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Drumpf: “I like discussing unity too.”

Yeah, April Fools to you too Donald. :wink:

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Ha!

To coin a phrase: Denial is not a river in Egypt.

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“The way it works”: circular firing squad, or circle jerk, their choice.

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Oh, Reince. Just go back and play with your Lite Brite and STFU. Nobody likes you.

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But, when I look at Reince (he even LOOKS like a fucking weasel, doesn’t he?), I get this strange feeling he thinks urinal cakes are quite tasty!

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“The Simpsons” has an answer for everything. It should be quoted more that the Bible. LOL!
And every time I see that blubber-assed Trump leave the stage of a rally, I always think of Selma Bouvier saying, “Hmmm. It’s like he disappeared into fat air.”

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What exactly about losing out on RNC data and tools would hurt any of the candidates?

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