Even the punctuation that comes out of his mouth is lying.
what’s the over/under on the time it takes for Team Dipshit to come up with the excuse that makes Pence bow out gracelessly?
what’s your choice? mental health issues? mistress? caught in the men’s room? caught in the women’s bathroom in drag?
This isn’t remotely newsworthy. If the rumors of the take back were true, you’d expect Priebus to deny it, since the truth looks bad. If the rumors of the take back were false, you’d expect Priebus to deny it, since it is true and the falsehood looks bad.
So sayeth Reince Priebus, Dweeb-in-Chief.
You shits just can’t not lie, can you?
CaN’t taKE Back. PEnce WOn all the contests FAIR and Square:
- Midnight Taco Bell Cheesy Gordita Taco Crunch run, besting Gingrich and Christie by over seven minutes.
- Smallest hands.
- Most ExpressIVE display OF hate for Non-white non-CHRistian
4)FastEST on the PLane wheN told TO GO home.
Jeeze, Priebus reminds me of a wife in the last stages of disgust with her husband before they agree to separate. The husband, Trump, barely goes through the motions of pretending they’re still a viable couple. And when he does, the wife doesn’t bother to pretend it matters. “Whatever,” she says. “Do what the hell you want. I don’t care.” That’s what Priebus’s weary, numb statements seem like; he’s just too beaten down and defeated to bother pretending any more.
I think it’s hilarious that Reince says he knows what Trump was thinking. Half the time, Trump doesn’t even know what he’s thinking.
Well let’s see, caught in trans bathroom, while dressed in drag, with his mistress and now needs time with his family for mental health issues.
There I think I’ve got the gop/bag excuses covered.
One more: Pence dresses up farm animals in women’s clothing.
Baghdad Reince is at it again. After his party gets crushed in November – with him getting much of the blame – he can finally fade into liar history.
He’s probably an actual human. He really needs to attend one of Ari Fleischer’s weekend seminars on “Channeling Your Inner Sociopath”.
Trump is confused about his own thoughts well more than half the time. Only Ivanka knows what he’s really thinking.
Rich Lowry wrote a black-comedy piece for Politico about Trump’s VP choices that had this tidbit:
You could shake Gingrich awake at 3 a.m., tell him Trump just came out for nationalizing the banks, and he would rattle off a five-minute riff on how it has always been the policy of the future and the country is lucky to have such a radical agent of change.
I thought it was called the “TP Ticket,” which, according to Rinse, is “on a roll.”
sure, but the real challenge would be to get Gingrich to believe he STILL has a chance if he can show up Pence before the convention, and suggest nationalizing the banks and making abortion mandatory for welfare recipients. Hmmm… he might already favor the 2nd.
NO! NO!
They are the “pro-life” party…
/snark
Uhh…No…no, he didn’t …Yeah! That’s the ticket!
Oh little Pubis’…you’re always shovel ready:
Gee, what else was he suppose to say?