Discussion: Rick Santorum To Trump: Take Your Intelligence Briefings! (VIDEO)

Thing is intelligence briefings interfere with his grueling tweet-about-bullshit-schedule and sieve-for-brains retention capacity.

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The main problem is that Trump is not a serious person. So there’s that.

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I’m sure Santorum’s advice was well-intended, but Trump isn’t capable of comprehending the briefings.

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ā€œI would recommend that Donald Trump take his security briefs,ā€ Santorum told CNN’s John Berman.

I, for one, recommend Depends:

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ā€œI would recommend that Donald Trump take his security briefs. I don’t know why he’s not. I didn’t talk to him about it.ā€

I would recommend that Rick Santorum drop the delusion that he’s the least bit relevant.

To anyone.

But that’s just me.

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So sayeth Sanctimonious Santorum!!

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…and me.

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Trump ā€œtakesā€ security briefings like broccoli because I suspect he cannot read. He requires a middle man to read them to him.

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ā€œGood evening ladies and germs, and Trump Team.
Now, take my Santorum,…please!ā€

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ā€œif it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.ā€

And if it looks like a frothy mixture…

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if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s probably a duck

Santorum, you probably are a holier-than-thou weirdo who never tires of telling other people what they should be doing, and Trump probably is racist, ignorant, greed-infused poster child for narcissistic personality disorder.

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What you get when you mix a Santorum with a Trump Tower taco salad.

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Well, republicans, you built this.

Let’s not add to the crumbling tower.

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Well, pRick, no one asked you and no one cares what you think or say.

Lest anyone think this man is normal - he’s virulently anti-choice and anti-homosexual - I would also remind people of what Rick and his wife did after they lost a pregnancy at 20 weeks which remains one of the creepiest things I’ve ever heard of (this was from a WaPo story several years ago but I can’t find the link)

Upon their son’s death, Rick and Karen Santorum opted not to bring his body to a funeral home. Instead, they bundled him in a blanket and drove him to Karen’s parents’ home in Pittsburgh. There, they spent several hours kissing and cuddling [the dead fetus] with his three siblings, ages 6, 4 and 1 1/2.

People deal with grief in different ways but bringing home a dead fetus for very little children to kiss and cuddle is just sick. But maybe that’s just me…

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No, that story always made me realize that people like this create their own reality.

Happily, PA voters at one time agreed.

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On that question, though, Santorum was bullish on Tuesday. Asked about Trump’s tweet in the specific circumstance of a truck attack on a German Christmas market, he said: ā€œAn attack on Christians at a Christmas celebration; if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.ā€

Squishy, it was an open market where people were shopping – you know, trading coinage for food and products. Just because it’s Christmastime does not magically make those shoppers ā€˜Christians.’ Gawd, you’re obtusely stupid.

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Rick…

Practice trying to get an mentally deficient person to take their meds on time … say… down at the folks home …

Then you can get back to us —

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Now, now Rick…settled down. Trump is getting his ā€œintelligent briefingsā€. As soon as Steve Bannon and Gen. Flynn get finished hooking up with every Neo-nazi group in Europe and elsewhere to plot their 4th Reich plans, they’ll be sure to tell him all about it so he can go on a new rally tour telling the deplorables how great America is again!

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But I hear he has a very good brain. The best brain.

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