Thing is intelligence briefings interfere with his grueling tweet-about-bullshit-schedule and sieve-for-brains retention capacity.
The main problem is that Trump is not a serious person. So thereās that.
Iām sure Santorumās advice was well-intended, but Trump isnāt capable of comprehending the briefings.
āI would recommend that Donald Trump take his security briefs,ā Santorum told CNNās John Berman.
I, for one, recommend Depends:
āI would recommend that Donald Trump take his security briefs. I donāt know why heās not. I didnāt talk to him about it.ā
I would recommend that Rick Santorum drop the delusion that heās the least bit relevant.
To anyone.
But thatās just me.
So sayeth Sanctimonious Santorum!!
ā¦and me.
Trump ātakesā security briefings like broccoli because I suspect he cannot read. He requires a middle man to read them to him.
āGood evening ladies and germs, and Trump Team.
Now, take my Santorum,ā¦please!ā
āif it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, itās probably a duck.ā
And if it looks like a frothy mixtureā¦
if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, itās probably a duck
Santorum, you probably are a holier-than-thou weirdo who never tires of telling other people what they should be doing, and Trump probably is racist, ignorant, greed-infused poster child for narcissistic personality disorder.
What you get when you mix a Santorum with a Trump Tower taco salad.
Well, republicans, you built this.
Letās not add to the crumbling tower.
Well, pRick, no one asked you and no one cares what you think or say.
Lest anyone think this man is normal - heās virulently anti-choice and anti-homosexual - I would also remind people of what Rick and his wife did after they lost a pregnancy at 20 weeks which remains one of the creepiest things Iāve ever heard of (this was from a WaPo story several years ago but I canāt find the link)
Upon their sonās death, Rick and Karen Santorum opted not to bring his body to a funeral home. Instead, they bundled him in a blanket and drove him to Karenās parentsā home in Pittsburgh. There, they spent several hours kissing and cuddling [the dead fetus] with his three siblings, ages 6, 4 and 1 1/2.
People deal with grief in different ways but bringing home a dead fetus for very little children to kiss and cuddle is just sick. But maybe thatās just meā¦
No, that story always made me realize that people like this create their own reality.
Happily, PA voters at one time agreed.
On that question, though, Santorum was bullish on Tuesday. Asked about Trumpās tweet in the specific circumstance of a truck attack on a German Christmas market, he said: āAn attack on Christians at a Christmas celebration; if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, itās probably a duck.ā
Squishy, it was an open market where people were shopping ā you know, trading coinage for food and products. Just because itās Christmastime does not magically make those shoppers āChristians.ā Gawd, youāre obtusely stupid.
Rickā¦
Practice trying to get an mentally deficient person to take their meds on time ⦠say⦠down at the folks home ā¦
Then you can get back to us ā
Now, now Rickā¦settled down. Trump is getting his āintelligent briefingsā. As soon as Steve Bannon and Gen. Flynn get finished hooking up with every Neo-nazi group in Europe and elsewhere to plot their 4th Reich plans, theyāll be sure to tell him all about it so he can go on a new rally tour telling the deplorables how great America is again!
But I hear he has a very good brain. The best brain.