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Note to pRick: You never had a chance of becoming President. This indictment is just frosting on the cake. You are Lyndon Johnson without the finesse. Your āAll Hat No Cattleā schtick might, just might, work in Paintbrush, TX, but it doesnāt play to a wider audience.
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Yep. He pulled a Delay. What an asswipe.
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āThere are important fundamental issues at stake,ā he said during his statement, which started to sound more like a rally. āIām going to fight this injustice with every fiber of my being, and we will prevail!ā
Fighting injustice just comes naturally to Rick Perry, like when he vetoed the Texas bill that would have banned the execution of retarded prisoners.
Ass, meet hole.
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Whatā¦waitā¦that canāt be Rick Perry? Rick Perry wears serious glasses and is a noted intelligent guy.
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My fellow Americans, I give you: the face of arrogance. And donāt forget, folks, that this man is no āvictimā. Not even close. He is a perpetrator (of some white collar crime) if there ever were one. And now, one Ricky Perry is, by virtue of this booking, as close to being a real con as he may get. And with that, he can fulfill the first syllable of āconservativeā: āconā.
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āIām Rick Perry and I approve this messageā
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What, no eye glasse? Never mind. Either way, you look like an idiot
I think itās deliberate. Subtle but deliberate.
I think this way when he runs for President, he will be seen with the glasses and people wonāt really connect the two
Looks like a regular picture too, with him in a suit and tie. Not like most who come in wearing āstreetā clothes (i.e. tee shirt, tank top, etc)
He also looks an awful like George W. Bush in the picture.
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The police make you take the glasses off.
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A free cone if Sandy knows what good for herā¦
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Police make you take fake glasses off for sure.
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Oh.
I did not know that.
Nevermind.
Ice cream? Nothing takes the taste of shame and humiliation out of your mouth quite like be-bop-a-ree-bop rhubarb pie
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Awesome comeback.
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Whereās her āsmart, sassy lieberryianā glasses?
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She left them in the New Orleans bathhouse?
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Iām wondering if the hand-picked jury for his trial, if it ever goes to trial, has been chosen.
That #Sandyās employee does not look #happy.
It even looks a little like #coercion. LOL
The thing I hate about this is the general weakness of the indictment. The fact that itāll give Perry license to play the victim and be even more of a self-righteuos prick.
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