If you pretended to throw a ball Perry would run off into the field looking for it.
Wow. That’s amazing. You got to get up pretty early to pull one over on Rick. He’s as sharp as a…well, a can’t think of anything that rhymes with Rick…
Sort of low-hanging fruit-cake…
Tick
Guess he forgot to wear his smart glasses that day.
Rick must not have been wearing his magic smartifying glasses that day? No, that’s not it - he’s just a dumbass.
Morning brilliance. Beat me while I was looking for the right keys.
Or sleep deprivation in this case. Thanks Planet of the Apes marathon on IFC.
The cabinet of only the best. I’m shocked.
I’d feel no pride fooling a dolt like Rick Perry, but aftereards I’d laugh like a 5 year old singing “On Top of Spaghetti”, for sure.
Completely OT
Israel bars five US Jewish, Christian and Muslim leaders backing boycott effort
Hey, no screwing around with the livestock…
Oops.
“Sen. John McCain (R-TX)”.
Ummmm.
My cat could prank Perry. And I mean the stupid one that thinks styrofoam is food.
If you shouted “look, a dead bird”, Rick Perry would look up and scan the sky.
John McCain or John Cornyn?
Brain scientist, I’m telling you. Oh yeah.
I worked as a contractor at the Department of Energy under Stephen Chu and Ernest Moniz. I saw Stephen Chu in action at a conference on a specific technology, and he was engaged and had done his homework. Perry would never be able to participate in technical discussion in that fashion. I’ve been working elsewhere the last couple of years and am so happy that I don’t have to deal with the cognitive dissonance that I would have had with this clown at the head of the organization.