Discussion: Rick Perry To Join Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars’

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This would seem to be about where Perry belongs. He certainly doesn’t belong in national politics. “Dancing with the Stars” seems to be where has-been politicos go to write their epitaphs.

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Please tell us this is an April Fools joke that you all forgot to use five months ago. OTH, this gives me a good reason not to watch Dancing with the Stars for another five years.

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Calling Chris Christie…
I would watch, if Christie competed.

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It just feels so right.

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Perry will join a cast that includes model Amber Rose, rapper Vanilla Ice and swimmer Ryan Lochte

He’ll fit right in then.

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I have never watched more than five minutes of this show, maybe two or three times. I just don’t get the appeal of it. That said, if Ryan Lochte were to dance around in his Speedos, I might be inclined to tune it.

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This time “oops” will mean something entirely different! :laughing:

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Dancing with the stars keeping it classy this season: Vanilla Ice, Ryan Lochte, and Rick Perry. The spokesman for a national nudist society, a liar who is a national embarrassment, as well as… wait… I forgot. Oops.

I’ll leave it to you to figure out which description matches which national embarrassment.

Oh, and if you want to book Vanilla Ice to endorse your product, here’s how to get a hold of him: http://www.celebrityspeakersbureau.com/talent/vanilla-ice/

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Break a leg.

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Coming to season 25, recently primaried Ted Cruz.

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Rick Perry continues his slide into the putrescence of political has-been and national punchline.

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That’s fantastic! Who’s going to be the Governor’s male dancing partner?

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I’m sure he’ll wear his “Brokeback Mountain” jacket.

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Well, we know Rick Perry can’t remember any more than two things at a time,
so he’s condemned to have all his dances being the Texas Two Step.

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The good news…only four months of 2016 left.

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He’s a dancing fool.

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One of the things I was surprised by when I moved to Texas was that Texas guys love to dance and good dancers were proud of it. It a nice trait, actually. Better than shooting other drivers in anger or voting for Louie Gohmert, at any rate.

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OK then Rick. You can take off the smart glasses now.

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Dancing with the Incapable of Feeling Embarrassed

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