Discussion: Rick Perry Suggests Fossil Fuels Could Prevent Sexual Assault In South Africa

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Tar based chastity belts?

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The lights will go on in Africa long before they go on in Rick Perry’s head.

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So his idea is that South Africa will be a market for coal from the US?

I wonder how much the Koch’s are paying this clown. Deferred payments of course. Wouldn’t want to resort to bribery of the obvious type.

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Long ago I knew that Rick Perry was an ignoramus, but this demonstrates a level of ignorance and stupidity that goes past all measure.

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The glasses would make Secretary Perry seem more intelligent if he shoved them far down his throat before speaking.

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Those glasses… they make him LOOK smarter, eh? But then he opens his mouth.

The horrifying truth is that he’s not the worst of the Lying Orange Urine-Stain’s appointees.

(Obviously Fossil Fueled Lights are the only lights that prevent crimes. Wind-Driven electricity, for example, actually produces light that makes people WANT to commit Crimes. I know this because Alex Jones will do a talk on this in the next few weeks.)

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Fuck it…i’m just putting a $1 on the jar and walking away…

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And his credulous base is furiously nodding in agreement. Holy mother of god.

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Better lighting doesn’t necessarily decrease the likelihood of sexual assault, according to a study

A study was necessary to figure this out? Wow.

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Rick Perry Suggests Fossil Fuels Could Prevent Sexual Assault In South Africa

Secede from the planet, moron.

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“But also from the standpoint of sexual assault,” Perry said. “When the lights are on, when you have light that shines, the righteousness, if you will, on those types of acts.”

Is this what he actually said? Because it sounds as if he’s saying sexual assaults are righteous acts…if you will.

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Yet another verse from White Bible, Perry 3:56 (LIE)

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And Donnie will tweet about this in 5, 4, 3…

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He’s such a fucking idiot.

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Well, Perry held a rain-dance/prayer-meeting to stop the Texas drought some years ago…

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Is this what he actually said? Because it sounds as if he’s saying sexual assaults are righteous acts…if you will.

As I posted in another thread "Maple Syrup! ", he has been at it again…

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That, sir, is a gross and uncalled for slander of honest, hard-working fucking idiots, everywhere. On his best day, he couldn’t be an idiot.

That said… I have no alternative. He’s his own class of brainless, classless, humanoid flat-worm.

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Was there coal-powered light or was the rain dance in the dark? I’ve heard you get different results.

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Harvey Weinstein must have dimmed the lights a lot over lo these many years.

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