Discussion: Rick Perry, Still Under Indictment, Announces He's Running For President

WHAT comprehension skills…?

The Kiwanis’ wouldn’t stoop so low…

Oops.

The real question is will he wearing stripes or an orange jump suit at the time.

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“I’ll have what he’s having…”

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No, that would make Perry into Tabasco Sauce…used to seem hot, now it’s just vile and sour and a dull warmth at best.

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the Presidential Taste Bud Test… got it… :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Please go on… The more you say, the better.

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“Mah first three actions as Prezdent will be to rescind any noo-q-lar deal with Iran, repeal and replace Obamacare and…ummmm…uhhhhh…the third one.”

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Ah, the expert on Iran speaks to pacify his warmonger followers. The guy is as ignorant as a stump.

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Amazing how many Republicans have reminded me of Greg Stilson in the Dead Zone in the past 15 years.

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“George W. Bush did a incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.” – Rick Perry in 2010

W is dumb, and Perry is dumber. But the people who voted for them? Oh dear.

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Just between you and me rickie, I don’t think you are going to need to worry about it!

To be fair, no news here. The list of things the Teatrolls want to “rescind” is neverending, and “reality” is at the top of the list.

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You just pretty much nailed a description of my take on good looking women that open their mouths and prove themselves to be conservatives.

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Hang Ben Bernanke!

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I believe in Texass, They Lick Toads, Don’t They?"

He wouldn’t do that. He might think its a way to look tuff as a candidate but in the highly unlikely event that was elected his advisers would clue him in. If he repudiated, unilaterally, a negotiation with a foreign government the USA could kiss diplomacy goodbye. Who would deal with us if our word is trash?

Regardless of what the deal might be?

How can we take anyone seriously that (1) declares he’s dead set against something that hasn’t happened yet and (2) clearly knows nothing about international law or diplomacy?

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Well Perry, I’ve got something to say about that!

You are just as stupid as you were in 2012 running for president and you didn’t have a chance in hell of winning then, just as you don’t have a chance now.

Hell, you’re facing some serious felony charges…don’t you think you should be focusing on that, prior to launching a president campaign?