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Setting aside the decision to send troops to Iraq in the first place.
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Guess he’ll need a new first act then, since there is no “agreement with Iran that legitimizes their quest to get a nuclear weapon”.
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Oil, damn it it will flow and flow and flow straight into our gas tanks won’t need no refining… they’ll open the spigots in joy when “Johnny Comes Marching In”… Wake, wake up idiot you’re dreaming again…
It would be more helpful if he issued an Executive Order forcing restaurants to quit putting cilantro in every goddamned dish they prepare. I swear one day they’ll ask if I want a sprig in my coffee.
Perry and the rest of the retards running use simpleton logic my grandson sees thru (he’s 6). I ask him and he usually has a pithy response or two.
I doubt Perry could find Iran on a map of Iran…or grasp the geopolitical context. For him and his ilk a Mooslim is a Mooslim. That there are sects (Druz, Shia, Sunni, Twelver, etc) doesn’t occur. Or that oil flows out of the area in certain ways.
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"My very first act as president will be to rescind any agreement with Iran that legitimizes their quest to get a nuclear weapon."
Well, Rick my man, you’re gonna have it rough on two counts.
The first is that there will never be any agreement with Iran that legitimizes their quest to get a nuclear weapon.
The second should be even more obvious, even to a dumbass like you.
Rick, the agreement we and other concerned countries are working on isn’t to legitimize Iran’s quest for a bomb. It’s exactly the opposite ya dolt.
Jeebers this guy is frigging poor with his comprehension skills.
Ok, ok, then his new first act will be to immediately put a halt to any military actions aimed at taking over the state of Texas. Better?
Good ol’ Murkanizzum at work – find something people at least sort of like, then drown them in it.
See: Cilantro, Habanero, “Ghost Pepper”, and especially Sriracha.
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But Alex, I said I wanted “Shit That Never Happened” for 500…
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Documented civilian deaths in Iraq, 2003: 12,215
Documented civilian deaths in Iraq, 2008: 10,271
See? Pacified! We won the war! That’s almost 16% fewer than the number we caused five years earlier! Hell, if that’s not the definition of “victory,” I don’t know what is.
Source: www.iraqbodycount.com
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I’ll bet Perry’s also not very good at integral and differential calculus. Nor does he have many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. And I’ll bet he doesn’t even know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
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“no decision has done more harm than the president’s withdrawal of American troops from Iraq.”
No decision has done more harm than the previous president’s insertion of American troops in Iraq.
FIFY, Captain N----rhead.
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He also is using the word “rescind” with confidence, having looked it up in Parade Magazine.
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“As president, my first act would to remember what my third act will be”
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He’s against most everything everybody else wants and needs, except the part about guns.
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“The missiles are flying… Hallelujah”
Perry/Graham 2016
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So, that would make Perry “All heat, no cattle” ?..
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