Discussion for article #240101
jesus christ, he can’t even get the saying right.
that’s still once more per day than Rick Perry is right.
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There oughta be an IQ test for contestants in the sideshow…
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LOL! Gonna piss myself here…he couldn’t even get that right…hahahahahahahaha…
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“A broken clock is right once a day,” Perry said.
ROFLMAO
He can’t even get that shit right. A broken analog clock is “right” twice a day. And a broken digital clock is simply broken.
Jesus Christ on a fucking cracker.
LOL
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Are we sure he is not really Andy Kaufman?
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He forgot the second time it’s right. 
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And a blind squirrel will sometimes find a watermelon. Or something like that…I forget.
Ooops…
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Perry probably gave himself a cushion on this, in case a reporter asked him to list the two times.
Oops.
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I worry that we misunderestimate Perry.
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I dunno, I get the feeling Perry’s BetaMax player is still flashing 12:00 and the tape slot has a DVD in it’s case jammed in there
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Well, that pretty much explains everything that is wrong with his candidacy…
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and there’s a coffee cup in his computer’s DVD tray.
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I would’ve guessed a slice of Wonder Bread, but DVD in its case works too haha
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Perry can only dream of matching George Bush’s “Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice… well don’t fool me!”
A broken digital clock blinking 12:00 (am or pm) is right once a day – IF it doesn’t advance when the time is not set. Haven’t seen one since my last VCR (remember those?) That was critical to the VCR’s time-based recording function, whether you pushed a dozen tiny buttons to program that directly or typed in the code from that got printed the TV Guide.
Seems like most digital clocks nowadays reset to 12:00 and just counting from there, so broken clocks are never right. But that’s really broken either. Broken LED/LCDs show nothing; they’re never right.
The digital ones with the analog numbers – the ones that physically flip over – will be right only once per day if they have AM/PM indicators.
Of course, none of this crossed Perry’s mind; he mangled a common expression because he’s not that bright.
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Maybe if the glasses were in his mouth he would sound smarter…
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How dare you screw up Bush’s famous quote about being fooled once, then slipping into his Roger Daltrey imitation.
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Given what we have seen of Perry, Dubya, Cruz, Gohmert and a host of others, has anyone ever done a study of the collective IQs of Texas Republicans?
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An amateur guess here… about the same as the people they represent?
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