Discussion for article #228250
Oh the stories your security detail could tell, Rick!
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John Wesley Hardin shot a man just for starinā at him too long.
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The same security detail that was on duty when the governorās Mansion burned to the ground as a result of arson? THAT security detail?
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Yes, because we have big dicks!!
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Exactly my thought. Also, that crack security team has never charged anyone with that crime.
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A partisan shillās softball television interview is a terrible thing to wasteā¦
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Jesus, he sounds like a five-year-old bragging about how heās gonna go get his big brother to beat you up. Infantile.
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My favorite factoid about the $22 million restoration? $11 million came from the Stimulus Act that pRick and others denounced.
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I just hope that Rick Perryās secret service can remember all three of the things it needs to do to protect himā¦
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The Senate prospects of the Pro-Homicide Anti-Fact Party surged last week in three key states. Iām still trying to wrap my head around that.
Infantileā¦itās the conservative way!
What a pathetic punk. Yes, Rick, please please PLEASE run again. America needs to see what conservatives are capable (or incapable) of. Iām just sure your āboning upā will solve all your ignorance issues!
Yes Governor, your state is well known for its enthusiasm to kill people who are mentally challenged and/or mentally ill. Itās nothing to brag about.
āAlso, I wear glasses now!ā
What the hell? You put ordinary quotation marks around something and itās formatted as a block quote?
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You have to start by smashing your forehead against a wall until your skull is flat. It gradually starts to make more sense the less volume your skull is capable of containing.
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Getting knocked down can be good, unless youāve got a glass jaw, in which case that knock out blow might end your career for good.
Rick Perry has a glass jaw, all thanks to his completely hollowed out skull. At this point, having him even in the running distracts from any real candidate and makes them all look bad. Sure hope he gives it everything heās got.
Oh, and as for his comment, what a terrible segue into a ājokeā that he obviously planned to say in advance. Nothing worse than seeing someone try to shoehorn lame comedy material into an interview, particularly when it involves his employees killing people.
I mean, really. Give it up, governor. After that one loopy speech he gave in Vermont where he seemed drunk/high/creepy, I canāt help but see Perry as a failed 80ās comedian who missed his true calling of being heckled during open mics and always ending up looking worse than his heckler. Yes, youāre funny, Mr Governor. But never in the way youāre intending.
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ā¦Miz dinglePerry didnāt like the mansionā¦?
Had a mcMansion (that TexPayers are spending $10k/month)that she liked better?
That is the absolute epitome of FickleConservative FamilyValues.
.i.e. --------MY family! Not yours.
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I saw that on TV this morning and yelled that at Perry with some added expletives. What an ignorant ass he is.
Arsonist still at large. Probably was one of his security deatil. Anita didnāt want to live in that old house.
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He wasnāt prepared to run last time. Thatās leadership all right. Yell leader-ship. Heās too dumb to know what he doesnāt even know!